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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	turimel 2009-12-28 08:28 am UTC (link)
	So would Windle Poons. Damn, too bad VB isn't into Discworld. It'd be really entertaining if Granny Weatherwax got involved in this wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2009-12-28 08:31 am UTC (link)
	You missed my comment below about poor old Windle. Granny Weatherwax would just stare at Andy until he slunk away. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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phosfate
2009-12-28 08:46 am UTC (link)
Oh, aren't you cute?

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.
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ari_o
2009-12-28 08:57 am UTC (link)
I just wandered away from that comment with a buzzing in my ears. D:
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ecchaniz0r
2009-12-29 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Was she always such a cosmically stupid nong?

Or is this new?
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kumquat_of_doom
2009-12-28 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Granny Weatherwax Doesn't Hold With This Kind of Thing.

...She should join Alan Rickman in that TV show wankas have been talking about lately. Granny Weatherwax and Alan Rickman Have Contempt For You!
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j_lunatic
2009-12-29 12:28 am UTC (link)
I would watch the hell out of that.
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kumquat_of_doom
2009-12-29 12:31 am UTC (link)
Oh man, me too. Especially if Professor McGonagall joined in: I imagine her 'bitch please' faces are something else.
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lady_ganesh
2009-12-29 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Me three.
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kumquat_of_doom
2009-12-28 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Hi, Turimel, I am assuming that that transfail was your work.

Please, do fuck off and quit spoiling the fun by being an assturd.
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lady_ganesh
2009-12-29 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, I don't think so, because IIRC she was banned, and Was she always such a cosmically stupid nong? Or is this new? seems to indicate a wanka.
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kumquat_of_doom
2009-12-29 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, I'm not sure. Turimel pops up above, which is why I assumed it was her. So I don't think Turimel is banned, at least.

I think Turi actually was a wanka, back when the Saga Of VB first kicked off, which might explain it. Though I could be wrong, as it was all a little before my time.
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lady_ganesh
2009-12-29 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I thought she got banned for bahleeting her post. And yeah, she was a wanka.
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kumquat_of_doom
2009-12-29 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, that was her, wasn't it? I'd almost forgotten about that in the shitstorm of bizarrities that followed.

Perhaps a mod was kind enough to give her a second chance in the hopes of acquiring us more juicy tidbits, or perhaps they only revoked her posting rights? Because it's definitely her a couple of comments up, so she can't be banned.
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