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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	ari_o 2009-12-28 08:39 am UTC (link)
	Sockpuppets, of course! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	icedark_elf 2009-12-28 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Of course. How silly of me. I feel the urge to pull out glittery lipgloss, though I know it has nothing to do with this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2009-12-28 08:56 am UTC (link)
	There is never a wrong time for glittery lip gloss unless you're deathly allergic to glitter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	icedark_elf 2009-12-28 09:02 am UTC (link)
	passes it over to you And if you are deathly allergic to glitter, I'm sure that can be worked in. Undead shaman-wizards that kill by glitter? is now singing my own version of "this is the wank that never ends" Totally unimaginative, but fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lexin 2009-12-28 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	And if you are deathly allergic to glitter, I'm sure that can be worked in. Psuicide by glitter? That would be new. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

blue_penguin
2009-12-28 07:49 pm UTC (link)

It'd be a hell of a way to guilt-trip your flist. "Hi, this is so-and-so's sister/best friend/boyfriend/nanny/dog. You know that lip gloss you all sent her when her cat died? Well, some of them had glitter in them, and she can't -- I mean, couldn't -- be within ten feet of glitter without suffering a fatal allergic reaction. If you were true friends, you would have known that!"

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	icedark_elf 2009-12-28 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	"In honor to honor her memory, you should all send glitterless lipgloss to me her memorial service." My friend also points out that this could be death by ~~sparkly~~ vampire. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2009-12-29 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Now the Twilight fandom has a new level of crazy to reach. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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