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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 08:54 am UTC (link)
	At least there's no lovestruck gorilla in this wank? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 09:07 am UTC (link)
	I thought she was an oraungutang. (How does one spell that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Nope! Gorilla: "They were married by Tyrone Montgomery in a beautiful ceremony in Foster Park, only slighly marred by Cass's kidnapping by love-struck gorilla Carolyn." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I was thinking I was still in the Passions thread. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! No. The orangutan was obsessed with Luis and was Edna's nurse. (Why can't my brain blot this stuff out? Why?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarkasm 2009-12-29 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Orangutan. No G at the end, despite how certain people pronounce it incorrectly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lexin 2009-12-28 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Now don't say that. If it goes there..that'd just be silly and ridiculous. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I mean, undead shaman-wizards I can accept, but gorillas? That's just crazy talk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-30 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Especially ones that escape a zoo so they can kidnap the groom. Really! The very idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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