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The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	greycoupon 2009-12-28 10:02 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't there a trans character who ended up pregnant? It wasn't the guy Chad was sleeping with, was it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 10:09 am UTC (link)
	I think he was the real kid...but I'm not sure. I couldn't keep up with that family. It was like the guy dressed up like a girl but was really a guy...I think. That whole show went off the deep end, even for Reilly. Ahh, apparently Vincent is intersexed. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/crane_family">I don't even know.</a> The ick in that show is strrrrong. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

greycoupon
2009-12-28 10:28 am UTC (link)

Apparently I stopped watching way too soon.

J. T. Cornell (who had been murdered, his corpse placed inside Chad and Whitney's wedding cake).

I can't wrap my brain around that working. Yes, out of everything that is what I focused.

Oh, nevermind. After finding out that his father's penis had been severed--by a second Harmony serial killer--Vincent made sure that Eve was drunk and drugged before she performed surgery on him--causing her to reattach Julian's penis upside-down.

Also, he raped his own sister. TWICE. Yeah, I'm kind of afraid to go read more recaps.

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evilsqueakers
2009-12-28 10:34 am UTC (link)

I think I'm good NOT. Totally okay with NOT reliving that. Jesus, it's like Days was the awesomeness of that guy's talent - and yes, I know JER died but he was still involved in the beginning. I just. I don't. It's too. GAK!! I told you the ick was strong! Vincent had his father's kid. I just. It's too. Do. Not. Want. EVER. EVER. EVER. Gak.

Chad had sex and children with his..I wanna say, niece? Because Whitney's mom was Eve, who was the adopted half-sister to Liz...Chad's mom.

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	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, wait, wait. Liz wound up being Chad's mom?! Dude. I stopped watching after a while--back when Chad was still set up to be Julian's son, and before Alistair started regularly raping Theresa. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. Yeeeep, apparently. I swear there is no freaking way you could map out the Cranes, at all. I miss the early days. When Timmy died, the show fell to hell - no pun intended. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wankismyfandom 2009-12-28 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	by a second Harmony serial killer Anybody else instantly think of vanceone? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	snort No, but now that you mention it... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kumquat_of_doom 2009-12-29 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	...Guilty as charged. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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