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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.


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tetradecimal
2009-12-28 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I hope this undead shaman wizard is a zombie undead shaman wizard and not a skeleton undead shaman wizard. Because I only have a piercing weapon here, and everyone knows this is not ideal for addressing skeleton infestations.

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[info]tofuknight
2009-12-28 07:41 pm UTC (link)
It's ok. I have some H/D fic we can use.

/bad punning

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[info]nursewretched
2009-12-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)
You better find something more suitable then. After all, you're the reinforcements if we lose contact with the front line.

I'll show myself out now. *slinks away*

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tetradecimal
2009-12-28 10:18 pm UTC (link)
I am the reinforcements!

*disappears belowground*

zomg Clue icon

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[info]nursewretched
2009-12-28 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Wait, I didn't know there was a be-

*is promptly captured by a morally ambiguous blond man in leather pants*

:D Gotta love Miss Scarlet.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-29 05:53 am UTC (link)
--Damn it Sydney! Not again!

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[info]kylenne
2009-12-29 05:54 am UTC (link)
*cackles*

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[info]snarkhunter
2009-12-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Ah, but *which* morally ambiguous blond?

B/c without further information, I have no way of knowing if this is Spike, Draco, Sark, or Adam Monroe, any one of whom might have leather pants.

HOW ARE WE TO RESCUE YOU IF WE DON'T KNOW WHICH BLOND TO LOOK FOR?

(And I don't even have a list for anime characters.)

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[info]nursewretched
2009-12-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
None o-Draco is morally ambiguous? Huh. I guess he is, though I've never really thought about it before now. I really need to finish that series one of these days. And isn't Adam Monroe dead?

Anyway! It's none of the above! As the others posted, it was actually S

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[info]issendai
2009-12-30 09:08 am UTC (link)
(You forgot Jareth.)


But it doesn't matter, 'cos your average fan would not feel a pressing need to be rescued from Jareth.

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[info]snarkhunter
2009-12-30 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Excellent point.

I'm sure I forgot many.

Every fandom needs a morally ambiguous blond, after all.

(However, I might need to be rescued from Jareth's pants. Those things were freaking scary.)

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[info]issendai
2009-12-30 06:20 pm UTC (link)
(Inorite? I kept expecting a muppet to pop out of them and start singing.)

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[info]eldritch
2009-12-28 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Well, if they're silver piercing weapons, they'll probably get the job done anyway.

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[info]neuronin
2009-12-29 01:00 am UTC (link)
Everyone discounts the possibility of the wizard-shaman being an incorporeal undead, which means ghost touch weapons, fire and force type spells, or high-level divine magic.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-29 05:54 am UTC (link)
The best weapon for dispatching large numbers of skellingtons is the boomerang cross. *sage nod*

(You could use Hydrostorm too but that's just cheap.)

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[info]kylenne
2009-12-29 05:58 am UTC (link)
WHAT IS A WANKER?!

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-29 05:59 am UTC (link)
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF BATSHIT!

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tetradecimal
2009-12-29 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Dispatch Jack? But all he wanted was to bring us something great -- why does nothing ever turn out like it should?

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-30 01:13 am UTC (link)
Eep!

*works uncanny mojo so boomerang avoids Jack but takes out all those damn frigging damn goddamn annoying damn stupid blood skellingtons*

...I'm bad at oldschool castlevania. :(

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[info]sorchar
2009-12-29 09:47 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, we mods have the ginormous Banhammer, and crushing weapons always work well on skeletons.

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[info]snarkbunny
2009-12-29 02:36 pm UTC (link)
Hahahah. I just started another playthrough of VS yesterday, and suddenly Ashley's showing up everywhere.

(And I'll have you know that my current damascus one-handed sword is +160 vs. everything. Skeletons, zombies, doesn't matter - it kills bosses in one hit, so I think Ashley can take this thing no matter what kind of undead it is.)

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-30 01:15 am UTC (link)
Oh god. Your icon coupled with watching a Secret of Mana LP = I cannot stop laughing.

...Dammit now I have to icon both the peeking floor lich AND Guildenstern--!

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[info]snarkbunny
2009-12-30 07:41 am UTC (link)
...Peeking Floor Lich is watching you masturbate?

Dang, now it really has to be done. :D

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-30 08:53 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD the BRAINWRECK I JUST HAD!

That - WOW. I actually heard my neurons go scrreeeeeeEEEEE*BOOM*.

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