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The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	cyndra_falin 2009-12-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	So how much does the Undead Shaman Wizard crit for and what type of armor do I need? Druid? I'll have to look into upgrading it with Runes. Also, I need a stronger bow that shoots faster arrows. Or would my caster work better against such an enemy? Hmmm.... (Reply to this)(Thread)

faultypremise
2009-12-28 10:52 pm UTC (link)

The Undead Shaman-Wizard can crit for 23,000 suspension of disbelief points on plate gear if you are not sufficiently geared with +reality. You need a score of at least 340 to be able to resist some of that attack. The tank in the party should face the US-W away from the rest of the group, thereby shielding them from its frontal cone of psychic harpie screaming, which can actually go through a player's monitor and dominate them into frothing piles of goo. Healers should be prepared with health potions just in case it turns around and bellows on someone, that breath is really nasty smelling.

It does have a bubble surrounding it of imaginary potency, which should be pierced repeatedly by anyone in the group who has 'earth logic' stats of at least 30%, the more the better.

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