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	Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. bacon_lover 2009-12-28 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	idiomagic has posted the purported emails, redacted of all personal info. Cfc is under some kind of attack, something is trying to literally eat her kids. Somewhere in the comments, it's claimed that a Seneca Sachim level shaman is a reference to the D&D monster manual. I love this wank. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. tetradecimal 2009-12-28 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Shield spells, shamans, and... energy signatures? Captain, three Romulans warbirds have decloaked off the port bow! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. cyndra_falin 2009-12-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Shields up! Red Alert! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - kraken_sleeps, 2009-12-29 07:15 pm UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. girlmorphine 2009-12-28 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	A source said that it was above " the wheel" with each spoke a world and the hub a connection place. it was a shaman/wizard cross in late 16th possibly but that has passed from place of dead to something above that This hurt my brain. And not (only) because of the bad English. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. bigbigtruck 2009-12-28 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	It looks kind of like word salad to me. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - pyratejenni, 2009-12-29 01:04 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - napalmnacey, 2009-12-29 04:27 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - tetradecimal, 2009-12-29 05:10 pm UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. ardath_rekha 2009-12-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
	...I guess Thanfiction must have read Jack L. Chalker's Changewind trilogy? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. tarash 2009-12-28 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	IT'S A SHAMAN ON THE ASTRAL PLANE! I wonder if shamans have a license to marry people? It would explain all the weddings and, well, who else would officiate on the astral plane? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. arionhunter 2009-12-28 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Snape or Sepiroth. They certainly have enough experience. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - wankismyfandom, 2009-12-29 03:56 pm UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. arionhunter 2009-12-28 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like I'm reading logs from the Great Zombie Invasion of '09: Now With Bonus Shaman. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. kayla 2009-12-28 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Wow that is some frigging nerve. I know that he has no issues using other people to get what he wants, but someone's kids?!?!?!?!!? On the other hand... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Seneca Sachem-level shaman. Technically dead. I love this wank so much. I will supply cookies if it can just keep going! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. groovytastic 2009-12-28 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Please, this is your dream-the children are in the house in the woods being eaten by monsters How did someone type this with a straight face? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. bacon_lover 2009-12-28 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm reading this line as some sort of inspirational motto. This is your dream! Your goal in life! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - groovytastic, 2009-12-29 01:09 am UTC

This needed to exist. - cesare, 2009-12-29 04:09 am UTC

Re: This needed to exist. - ari_o, 2009-12-29 04:46 am UTC

Re: This needed to exist. - cesare, 2009-12-29 12:45 pm UTC

Re: This needed to exist. - bacon_lover, 2009-12-29 05:48 am UTC

Re: This needed to exist. - cesare, 2009-12-29 12:45 pm UTC

Re: This needed to exist. - wankismyfandom, 2009-12-29 04:01 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - snarkbunny, 2009-12-29 02:48 pm UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. eldritch 2009-12-28 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	HAVE YOU CHECKED ON THE CHILDREN?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - risha, 2009-12-29 02:29 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - baskinglizard, 2009-12-29 02:32 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - tetradecimal, 2009-12-29 02:34 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - cesare, 2009-12-29 12:46 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - ghostmaster, 2009-12-29 05:45 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - tetradecimal, 2009-12-29 05:58 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - ghostmaster, 2009-12-29 06:34 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - lady_ganesh, 2009-12-29 06:04 pm UTC

	wankismyfandom 2009-12-29 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Our answering machine message says something about "either we'll get back to you as soon as we can, or else we've been eaten by monsters." I don't think I'm under attack from an undead shaman ... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. duraniedrama 2009-12-28 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, but then she mentions an IM conversation she put in in a locked post that has even more heaping helpings of crazy to go with it. The tease. Still, this is a nice nosh of nutjob to go with this week's turkey. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. sparklepuss 2009-12-29 01:20 am UTC (link)
	WOW. I just don't. I just...What the hell kind of animal is that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - girlmorphine, 2009-12-29 01:27 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - julian_black, 2009-12-29 01:31 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - shocolate, 2009-12-29 05:12 am UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. haivel 2009-12-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
	*sporfles* Oh my. You totally win the Intarwebz. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - risha, 2009-12-30 04:29 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - risha, 2009-12-30 04:29 am UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - haivel, 2010-01-02 08:25 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - risha, 2010-01-03 01:34 am UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. sepiamagpie 2009-12-29 09:22 am UTC (link)
	And, deleted that because jesus fuck I don't want to see testicles when I'm reading through the comments. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. puipui 2009-12-29 01:04 am UTC (link)
	something is trying to literally eat her kids Are these kid-kids or bird-kids? 'Cause if they're bird-kids, maybe this whole silly misunderstanding could be cleared up by buying the undead shaman some KFC. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. julian_black 2009-12-29 01:34 am UTC (link)
	If they're bird-kids, then it's safe to say the undead shaman has assumed a cat form. In which case, he'll be appeased by a bowl of kibble, and easily distracted with catnip and a laser pointer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - beachlass, 2009-12-29 02:40 am UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. iamnotyourmuse 2009-12-29 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Arise, chicken. Arise. Chicken, arise! /Aqua Teen (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - emiweebee, 2009-12-29 07:22 pm UTC

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. jkefka 2009-12-29 05:27 am UTC (link)
	.... Seriously, this is some of the better original fiction I've seen this year. What the hell. Also note that VB is always the central character in all this. He can't imagine himself anywhere other than the center of attention. I give 10:1 on idiomagic's "Betrayal" leading to some terrible disaster, and I will laugh forever. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. anonyrat 2009-12-29 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly, as far as I know, "Seneca Sachem" is some kind of mangled reference to Native American culture and not a reference to anything in D&D. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. darkling 2009-12-31 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I find it even more confusing, as I was a former classicist and thus you can guess who popped into my head *immediately*, wandering around in a toga, rolling his eyes in undead fashion and casting sparkly spells... ...Damn classics background, always screwing with my brain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - anonyrat, 2010-01-02 10:43 pm UTC

Re: Oh man. Cleared this with the mods. - darkling, 2010-01-03 12:48 am UTC

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