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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	tetradecimal 2009-12-28 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I am the reinforcements! disappears belowground zomg Clue icon (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nursewretched 2009-12-28 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, I didn't know there was a be- is promptly captured by a morally ambiguous blond man in leather pants :D Gotta love Miss Scarlet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2009-12-29 05:53 am UTC (link)
	--Damn it Sydney! Not again! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kylenne 2009-12-29 05:54 am UTC (link)
	cackles (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, but which morally ambiguous blond? B/c without further information, I have no way of knowing if this is Spike, Draco, Sark, or Adam Monroe, any one of whom might have leather pants. HOW ARE WE TO RESCUE YOU IF WE DON'T KNOW WHICH BLOND TO LOOK FOR? (And I don't even have a list for anime characters.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nursewretched 2009-12-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
	None o-Draco is morally ambiguous? Huh. I guess he is, though I've never really thought about it before now. I really need to finish that series one of these days. And isn't Adam Monroe dead? Anyway! It's none of the above! As the others posted, it was actually S (Reply to this)(Parent)

	issendai 2009-12-30 09:08 am UTC (link)
	(You forgot Jareth.) But it doesn't matter, 'cos your average fan would not feel a pressing need to be rescued from Jareth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-30 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent point. I'm sure I forgot many. Every fandom needs a morally ambiguous blond, after all. (However, I might need to be rescued from Jareth's pants. Those things were freaking scary.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	issendai 2009-12-30 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	(Inorite? I kept expecting a muppet to pop out of them and start singing.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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