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insignificant other (snacky) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00

Entry tags:

bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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glossing2
2009-12-28 10:56 pm UTC (link)

the children are in the house in the woods being eaten by monsters-Andy is down and when his shield over those kids break. it. is. over.
...has Andy claimed astral powers before, or is this new? It sounds like both parties are familiar with such claims, but I might be being too charitable there.

Regardless, THE CHILDREN ARE IN THE HOUSE IN THE WOODS. BEING EATEN BY MONSTERS. (If they are currently being eaten, what good is a shield going to do?)

IN THE HOUSE. IN THE WOODS. I feel like I'm playing Zork or some shit.

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	phosfate 2009-12-28 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	"JOSH! TELL US WHERE YOU ARE!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	faultypremise 2009-12-28 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	The children are being eaten by a grue? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2009-12-28 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	I keep thinking, they must be fucking with her. They knew she was the mole, they were making this shit up to fuck with her, right? RIGHT? In any case, "something is trying to literally eat her kids" is still fantastic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2009-12-28 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	"It's your kids, Marty! Something's trying to eat your kids!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bigbigtruck 2009-12-28 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	i love this comment (Reply to this)(Parent)

napalmnacey, 2009-12-29 04:58 pm UTC

lady_ganesh, 2009-12-29 05:59 pm UTC

	bacon_lover 2009-12-28 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Even if it's all fake, it's glorious. I love the uncertain knowledge of 'she's under some kind of attack,' followed by the specific 'something is trying to literally eat her kids.' How many kinds of attacks involve 'literally' trying to eat someone's kids? Oh shit. Is this more of the Twilight fandom connection? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

phosfate, 2009-12-28 11:19 pm UTC

bacon_lover, 2009-12-28 11:42 pm UTC

twinno, 2009-12-28 11:53 pm UTC

sandglass, 2009-12-29 07:24 am UTC

ghostmaster, 2009-12-29 05:59 pm UTC

	julian_black 2009-12-29 12:08 am UTC (link)
	They knew she was the mole, they were making this shit up to fuck with her, right? RIGHT? I say RIGHT! But what makes it even shittier is that apparently ceirdwenfc had NO IDEA he was using her and her kids as props in this crazy-ass story. He's giving out her private info without her permission or knowledge. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	irised 2009-12-30 07:11 am UTC (link)
	But if they were deliberately feeding her bullshit, why would they tell her they know she's the mole?? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	white_serpent 2009-12-29 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I feel like I'm playing Zork or some shit. Clearly one of the undead shaman-wizard's minions is a grue. (Reply to this)(Parent)

juliansinger
2009-12-29 12:08 am UTC (link)

has Andy claimed astral powers before, or is this new?

Well, he's channelled people who are alive. Also fictional characters.

So in other words, yes.

The more elaborate astral stuff /seems/ to be new, but I haven't read all of the stuff in Turimel's LJ. In Amy Player's Big Apology, he did say he was involved with a Priestess (capital P), so I wouldn't be surprised he'd been involved with/used some of this sort of... fascinating elaboration... before.

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	snarkbunny 2009-12-29 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention the "rare lesbian paladin" thing, which kind of implied that there's some kind of D&D-inspired spirituality thing going on... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	issendai 2009-12-30 09:27 am UTC (link)
	Did anyone ever track down this mysterious Priestess? I would be Very Interested in her identity, since according to the Amypology, the Priestess is the mighty puppet-master who drove Andy mad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

msmanna, 2010-01-01 03:20 pm UTC

issendai, 2010-01-01 09:18 pm UTC

	barankhy 2009-12-29 12:09 am UTC (link)
	West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. Inside the house are children being eaten by a grue. An undead shaman-wizard is probing you mentally. There are exits n, w, sw, s, and e. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2009-12-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
	You forgot the mailbox. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE MAILBOX?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

barankhy, 2009-12-29 12:59 am UTC

agent_hyatt, 2009-12-29 01:11 am UTC

iamnotyourmuse, 2009-12-29 06:12 am UTC

	tetradecimal 2009-12-29 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I attack the gazebo! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2009-12-29 12:39 am UTC (link)
	You used the word "attack" in a way that I don't understand. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	baskinglizard 2009-12-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
	The gazebo eats you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

mmanurere, 2009-12-29 02:53 am UTC

	hobosocks 2009-12-30 10:08 pm UTC (link)
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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-12-30 10:11 pm UTC

	magnolia_mama 2009-12-29 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Ceirdwenfc's kids aren't named Hansel and Gretel by any chance, are they? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2009-12-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Hansel? Hansel? Hansel? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-12-29 02:46 pm UTC

	annaham 2009-12-29 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I want to start singing "Little Cabin in the Woods" after reading this, and I'm not entirely sure why. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thoms 2009-12-29 06:08 am UTC (link)
	It makes me think of that Dionaea House thing that was going 'round a few years back. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2009-12-29 06:49 am UTC (link)
	red rover red rover (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

thoms, 2009-12-29 08:32 am UTC

ecchaniz0r, 2009-12-30 08:55 am UTC

	sorchar 2009-12-29 09:51 am UTC (link)
	And the bastard never told the rest of the story because he was trying for a movie deal which hasn't happened. Dammit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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