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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	barankhy 2009-12-29 12:09 am UTC (link)
	West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. Inside the house are children being eaten by a grue. An undead shaman-wizard is probing you mentally. There are exits n, w, sw, s, and e. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2009-12-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
	You forgot the mailbox. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE MAILBOX?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2009-12-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Because the way I tried to fit it into the paragraph, it made it sound like the children and the house are inside the mailbox, creating a textual representation of a Klein bottle. ... HOW COULD I FORGET THE MAILBOX?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2009-12-29 01:11 am UTC (link)
	And it's such a cute little mailbox, too, the way it hops around after you and rubs against your leg... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iamnotyourmuse 2009-12-29 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Somehow, the image of a mailbox/house Klein bottle with children inside, being eaten by monsters, seems like a perfect representation of the scenario. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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