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	louifee 2009-12-29 01:06 am UTC (link)
	http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html Apparently it's true! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Prehensile penises. irised 2009-12-29 02:10 am UTC (link)
	PREHENSILE PENISES. Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with? A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. LOL Oh my god. I think I love you, and also, FW. Imagine a happy dolphin sighting trip with all the family, and then little Timmy sees a dolphin zooming around carrying things clutched in his erect penis ... "mommy, I wanna try that!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Prehensile penises. louifee 2009-12-29 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I love the QnA - just in case you wanted to try for yourself! Haha oh god, I can imagine the parents' horrified looks now...and then the letter campaign! (now with more facebook groups!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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irised
2009-12-29 02:34 am UTC (link)

I'm surprised there weren't airline style diagrams XD

Oh shhhiiiit I was just thinking of possible facebook group names, typed out Stop Dolphins From Raping My Children's Eyes and then realised, well, considering they're known when horny to rape any available orifice of random unlucky fishes ... DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: STOP MY BRAIN I WANT TO GET OFF OH GOD WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

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	Re: Prehensile penises. louifee 2009-12-29 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, diagrams! x.O BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF HILARIOUS in a trainwrecky way. So the FB group would then just be "Stop Dolphins From Raping My Children"? How would they even do that (without just killing them off)?! Haha. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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irised
2009-12-29 02:46 am UTC (link)

Like you know, I'm imagining those hand symbols for like when you're drying your hands, except instead of a dryer, it's a dolphin's slit.

Honestly, now I'm thinking about how the female dolphin was able to engulf his entire foot while horny and, well lets just say with the places my mind is going the facebook group titles would just be like IGOJ57843blds0TGMIPREAG,EWROUIT;QR

Help, I need an intervention ;_;

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	Re: Prehensile penises. louifee 2009-12-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Or the saftey ones, where they give you basic instruction on the process! Oh god, yeah. Or things like "why did I click that link in a thread talking about dolphin penises, WHY?!?!?!" I've had that link bookmarked for years, and every so often I will just go back and read it to boogle at the WTF. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Prehensile penises. irised 2009-12-29 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Please wear your seatbelt at all times while fucking a dolphin. If your steward warns you of impending ejaculation, bend forward away from the flow, clasping your arms under your knees for added stability. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-29 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	You know what's horrifying? At some point someone is going to say something to me where these new learnings are relevant, and I will probably respond without thinking (as I often do) and then have to explain how I know about dolphin sex... Life with a memory for odd trivia was so much easier before the internet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-30 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Or is it easier? "I stumbled across it on the internet and couldn't click away...trainwreck syndrome, y'know?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
	IDK, I'd get away with that with some, but my mum would probably be like "What were you doing that you stumbled into zoophilia...? Hon, if you need to tell me you're a furry... just know we'll love you no matter what." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh, see, most of the people I interact with don't have any idea of what a furry is. And if they do, they know what FW is, and that works just as well "yeah it was in a comment on FW and you know how I can't resist clicking things. No idea how it got to zoophilia, but..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, it's bad enough that she knows what my LJ name is and discusses e-fights I've gotten into in real life, if she found here I'd have no escape. And no man (or woman) should have orca stacking come up in conversation while having lunch with their parents, that's cruel and unusual fucking punishment. XP (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, I can't imagine my mother knowing what I get up to online - not that it's BAD, but discussing it with her? No thank you. Haha this is true, if you're talking about anything zoophilia with your parents there had better be a good reason! lol (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:47 am UTC (link)
	It took immense effort to not just shut down my journal and start with a new name, let me tell you. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm scared of the day my mother finally gets like, Facebook or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh god don't even get me started on Facebook. My generation is supposed to be safe from having their baby photos shared on the internet. /bitter (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2009-12-31 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Three of my aunts tried to friend me on Facebook, I politely explained to one that my Facebook was for friends only. I just don't want to explain stuff like slash or furries to my extended family or why I play games dealing with the mafia or vampires. Some stuff is best left alone. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm more thinking of the photos I have up. Which, yeah, I don't mind my friends seeing. But my mother? No thank you. But definitely, "no, sorry mum. I will no be your friend on facebook" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2009-12-30 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I agree, I get odd looks from extended family often for my 'interesting' trivia learnings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:29 am UTC (link)
	"Apparently dolphins' bellies go pink if they're turned on... did I just say that out loud?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

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