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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.


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kittenwings
2009-12-29 01:18 am UTC (link)
GUYS GUYS

I just had a DREAM about thanfiction. I had my jaw wired shut so I couldn't say anything in the dream - but he looked like the pictures and talked about the same stuff and had harry potter stuff and then. Um. IT DEVOLVED INTO A SEX DREAM.

no one knows who I am in real life no one knows who I am on real life oh god why did I admit such a stupid thing

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[info]ekaterinv
2009-12-29 01:41 am UTC (link)
You are obviously under psychic attack by deranged undead hobbit druid-warlocks. We'd better get a shield around you fast! First, however, you will have to provide some very personal information. What's your favorite color?

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kittenwings
2009-12-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
PURPLE.

Also I think VB/thanfiction was teaching a class when I showed up in the dream.

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(no subject) - [info]paladin, 2009-12-29 06:03 am UTC

[info]riah_chan
2009-12-29 03:38 am UTC (link)
But Hobbits can only class into Hunters, Guardians, Minstrels, Wardens, and Burglers!

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[info]feenix
2009-12-29 06:07 am UTC (link)
Correction: the rare deranged lesbian hobbit shaman-wizard-paladins.

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[info]caito
2009-12-29 03:13 am UTC (link)
I used to have sex dreams about John McCain. We would meet somewhere vaguely professional, like on the White House lawn or astronaut camp. He would inevitably seduce me. Then, after lovemaking, he would recline, smile, and remove his face to reveal the head of a Jurassic Park velociraptor underneath.

This was a whole series of dreams in the summer of '08 and I was shocked awake every. single. time..

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kittenwings
2009-12-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
I'm just going to stare at this comment for awhile. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-12-29 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - kittenwings, 2009-12-29 06:22 am UTC

[info]eldritch
2009-12-29 03:24 am UTC (link)

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[info]baskinglizard
2009-12-29 03:24 am UTC (link)
...

I don't know if this icon has ever been more accurate.

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[info]baskinglizard
2009-12-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
oh shit I thought it was the other thing. So that the 'good' was struck out.

Because that really was fucked up, yo.

*facepalm*

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
"Oh, thank God. I thought I'd just had sex with John McCain."

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2009-12-29 05:29 am UTC

[info]oulangi
2009-12-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
But was the velociraptor hot?

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[info]melloniel
2009-12-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
Better the velociraptor, holy shit.

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[info]kitt_in_socks
2009-12-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
If you combine that with my series of dreams about Stephen Colbert leading an army of dinosaur-people, we could totally claim there's a conspiracy of astral dinosaurs trying to take over people's dreams. If anyone thinks that's crazy, obviously it's a sign that dinosaur shamans are trying to eat their children.

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(no subject) - [info]myluckyseven, 2009-12-29 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-29 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twinno, 2009-12-29 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-29 07:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talec, 2009-12-29 12:05 pm UTC
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[info]deliciouschaos
2009-12-29 03:52 am UTC (link)

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[info]finchbird
2009-12-29 03:52 am UTC (link)
I personally wouldn't be so freaked out if the John McCain in your dream was him when he was younger because he was hot. I doubt that, though.

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[info]julian_black
2009-12-29 03:58 am UTC (link)
O_o

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[info]irised
2009-12-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
While I was in college I dreamt about my incredibly old chemistry teacher, we were standing in a classroom and I was staring deeply and lovingly into his pale blue eyes and then he toppled backwards dead.

I was creeped out at the time but now realise it could have been so much worse...

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[info]risha
2009-12-29 04:27 am UTC (link)
.

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[info]ari_o
2009-12-29 05:06 am UTC (link)
The election was seriously fucking with you.

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(no subject) - [info]bacon_lover, 2009-12-29 05:46 am UTC
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[info]negativecosine
2009-12-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
THANK GOD THAT WASN'T JUST ME.

Not with the, um. Jaw wired shut, tho, I was just speaking something... else. IDEK.

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[info]urpletastic
2009-12-29 09:02 am UTC (link)
Icon love!!!

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[info]sepiamagpie
2009-12-29 09:31 am UTC (link)
oh your icon so cute omg.

Wait, did you say anything?

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[info]faultypremise
2009-12-29 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Is this catching? Because last night I totally just had this dream that I was in the backseat of a car with Thanfiction in the passenger seat up front and some unnamed person in the driver seat (my dream identified the driver as OB sometimes, and someone else entirely other times). And we were talking about what happens when you deal with some kind of surreal creepy muppets. And the whole time Thanfiction kept staring at me, trying to hypnotize me.

I don't get it either, but I woke up going wtf was that shit?

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[info]lundy
2009-12-30 12:53 am UTC (link)
You know, this whole saga would explain why I had that weird dream about fighting Lord Voldemort in the Battle of Hogwarts last night. (Though it doesn't explain why my former Latin teacher then showed up to yell at me for failing a quiz right in the middle of the battle, bzzuh.)

Your dream, though, uh... takes the cake. Trophy. Trophy cake. I won't fight you on that one.

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