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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	Prehensile penises. irised 2009-12-29 02:10 am UTC (link)
	PREHENSILE PENISES. Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with? A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. LOL Oh my god. I think I love you, and also, FW. Imagine a happy dolphin sighting trip with all the family, and then little Timmy sees a dolphin zooming around carrying things clutched in his erect penis ... "mommy, I wanna try that!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Prehensile penises. louifee 2009-12-29 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I love the QnA - just in case you wanted to try for yourself! Haha oh god, I can imagine the parents' horrified looks now...and then the letter campaign! (now with more facebook groups!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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irised
2009-12-29 02:34 am UTC (link)

I'm surprised there weren't airline style diagrams XD

Oh shhhiiiit I was just thinking of possible facebook group names, typed out Stop Dolphins From Raping My Children's Eyes and then realised, well, considering they're known when horny to rape any available orifice of random unlucky fishes ... DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: STOP MY BRAIN I WANT TO GET OFF OH GOD WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

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	Re: Prehensile penises. louifee 2009-12-29 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, diagrams! x.O BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF HILARIOUS in a trainwrecky way. So the FB group would then just be "Stop Dolphins From Raping My Children"? How would they even do that (without just killing them off)?! Haha. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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irised
2009-12-29 02:46 am UTC (link)

Like you know, I'm imagining those hand symbols for like when you're drying your hands, except instead of a dryer, it's a dolphin's slit.

Honestly, now I'm thinking about how the female dolphin was able to engulf his entire foot while horny and, well lets just say with the places my mind is going the facebook group titles would just be like IGOJ57843blds0TGMIPREAG,EWROUIT;QR

Help, I need an intervention ;_;

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	Re: Prehensile penises. louifee 2009-12-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Or the saftey ones, where they give you basic instruction on the process! Oh god, yeah. Or things like "why did I click that link in a thread talking about dolphin penises, WHY?!?!?!" I've had that link bookmarked for years, and every so often I will just go back and read it to boogle at the WTF. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Prehensile penises. irised 2009-12-29 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Please wear your seatbelt at all times while fucking a dolphin. If your steward warns you of impending ejaculation, bend forward away from the flow, clasping your arms under your knees for added stability. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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