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insignificant other (snacky) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00

Entry tags:

bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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caito
2009-12-29 03:13 am UTC (link)

I used to have sex dreams about John McCain. We would meet somewhere vaguely professional, like on the White House lawn or astronaut camp. He would inevitably seduce me. Then, after lovemaking, he would recline, smile, and remove his face to reveal the head of a Jurassic Park velociraptor underneath.

This was a whole series of dreams in the summer of '08 and I was shocked awake every. single. time..

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	kittenwings 2009-12-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm just going to stare at this comment for awhile. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

caito, 2009-12-29 06:08 am UTC

(no subject) - kittenwings, 2009-12-29 06:22 am UTC

	eldritch 2009-12-29 03:24 am UTC (link)
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	baskinglizard 2009-12-29 03:24 am UTC (link)
	... I don't know if this icon has ever been more accurate. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	baskinglizard 2009-12-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
	oh shit I thought it was the other thing. So that the 'good' was struck out. Because that really was fucked up, yo. facepalm (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2009-12-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, thank God. I thought I'd just had sex with John McCain." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cmdr_zoom, 2009-12-29 05:29 am UTC

	oulangi 2009-12-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
	But was the velociraptor hot? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melloniel 2009-12-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Better the velociraptor, holy shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kitt_in_socks 2009-12-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
	If you combine that with my series of dreams about Stephen Colbert leading an army of dinosaur-people, we could totally claim there's a conspiracy of astral dinosaurs trying to take over people's dreams. If anyone thinks that's crazy, obviously it's a sign that dinosaur shamans are trying to eat their children. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

myluckyseven, 2009-12-29 06:14 am UTC

kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-29 07:35 am UTC

twinno, 2009-12-29 06:56 am UTC

kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-29 07:32 am UTC

talec, 2009-12-29 12:05 pm UTC

kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-29 02:03 pm UTC

	deliciouschaos 2009-12-29 03:52 am UTC (link)
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	finchbird 2009-12-29 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I personally wouldn't be so freaked out if the John McCain in your dream was him when he was younger because he was hot. I doubt that, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julian_black 2009-12-29 03:58 am UTC (link)
	O_o (Reply to this)(Parent)

	irised 2009-12-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
	While I was in college I dreamt about my incredibly old chemistry teacher, we were standing in a classroom and I was staring deeply and lovingly into his pale blue eyes and then he toppled backwards dead. I was creeped out at the time but now realise it could have been so much worse... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	risha 2009-12-29 04:27 am UTC (link)
	. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_o 2009-12-29 05:06 am UTC (link)
	The election was seriously fucking with you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bacon_lover 2009-12-29 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Caito, this is your dream--velociraptors are in yr house, impersonating your McCains. And when my shields fall It. is. over. Only you can ~~prevent forest fires~~ do something. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2009-12-29 06:03 am UTC (link)
	...was this Air Force McCain or Presidential Campaign McCain? Because if it's the former, then I can forgive you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

caito, 2009-12-29 06:07 am UTC

sisterelwood, 2009-12-29 10:48 am UTC

feenix, 2009-12-30 12:43 am UTC

sylvacoer, 2009-12-30 06:52 am UTC

	ecchaniz0r 2009-12-29 07:01 am UTC (link)
	... holy DONGS. That leaves my 'sentient angry Marshmallow Fluff eats my bicycle, the wheel of dad's car,and various other household miscellany, then scares the cat, gives me the bird, and leaps into the pool committing suicide' dream in the fucking DUST. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-29 08:54 am UTC

ecchaniz0r, 2009-12-29 03:12 pm UTC

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-29 06:52 pm UTC

ecchaniz0r, 2009-12-30 01:10 am UTC

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-30 02:55 am UTC

	dragonfangirl 2009-12-29 07:53 am UTC (link)
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	littlecloud 2009-12-29 08:25 am UTC (link)
	I used to have dreams where I had to rescue Barack Obama from the Republican National Convention by duelling John McCain. With swords. (There was no sex though.) I live in Australia. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

irised, 2009-12-29 10:03 am UTC

littlecloud, 2009-12-29 09:19 pm UTC

	sepiamagpie 2009-12-29 09:35 am UTC (link)
	I... I see. I hope you know that whenever I see your name, no longer will I think name edited out for paranoia inducing, I will be thinking 'has had sex with velociraptor!John McCain' (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pizoxuat 2009-12-29 09:46 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't worry about it. Clearly Raptor Jesus was trying to send you a prophetic dream but he just doesn't have the technique down yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alcesx2 2009-12-29 10:44 am UTC (link)
	Given the number of whacked out of my gourd dreams ((lemme tell ya about the one involving a cemetery, Abraham Lincoln, a 66 baby blue Buick and Taylor Swift)), I can safely say that none of them have ever scarred me on this level. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cmdr_zoom, 2009-12-29 06:56 pm UTC

alcesx2, 2009-12-29 08:19 pm UTC

	sisterelwood 2009-12-29 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Someone in an RP I'm in was quoting this in our chat this evening. NO ONE understood what was going on. And then I came over to check on this wank and I read your comment. I went back into the chat and commented how someone must frequent FW aside from me. That being said- wow. I think they have drugs for that kind of thing nowadays. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	palabradot 2009-12-29 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.... And I thought my husband's dream-series about going on a pub crawl with Della Reese was...at least she didn't turn into a velociraptor after half a bottle of Patron. (Reply to this)(Parent)

ladyvyola, 2009-12-29 03:10 pm UTC

twinno, 2009-12-29 05:50 pm UTC

ladyvyola, 2009-12-29 11:53 pm UTC

persona, 2009-12-29 11:57 pm UTC

dives, 2009-12-30 02:40 am UTC

felinephoenix, 2009-12-30 05:29 am UTC

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