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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	kitt_in_socks 2009-12-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
	If you combine that with my series of dreams about Stephen Colbert leading an army of dinosaur-people, we could totally claim there's a conspiracy of astral dinosaurs trying to take over people's dreams. If anyone thinks that's crazy, obviously it's a sign that dinosaur shamans are trying to eat their children. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	myluckyseven 2009-12-29 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Stephen Colbert leading an army of dinosaur-people I want this so much more than words can say (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kitt_in_socks 2009-12-29 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Coming soon! To an Astral Gamestop near you!* Dinosaur Conspiracy is only supported on Astral Plane (tm) systems. Not compatible with Earth Logic (r) processors. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	twinno 2009-12-29 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Now this would be something I could get behind. Do I have to write 100,000 words of fanfiction first, though? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kitt_in_socks 2009-12-29 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Nah, you could always use the Lady Syb method. It's totally written--or being written--and it'll be out soon! But if people start to ask too many questions, the government wiped your harddrive because they didn't want people to know the truth. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	talec 2009-12-29 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	When I was little I'd dream that there was a family of raptors in the forest behind my house. I'd go there and spend the night with them 'cause they were cool and then I'd go home again. I'm not sure what this says about my allegiences. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kitt_in_socks 2009-12-29 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, that actually sounds really cute. You could always be The Mole? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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