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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	napalmnacey 2009-12-29 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	My sister and I have the opposite problem. Looks-wise, I got a fair slab of the Maltese/Scot, and Tina got nearly pure Germanic. So she's a little Heidi, and I'm a total Maria. Nobody believes we're sisters (that's a link to a photo of us). The only thing clueing people in is the noses, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mary_mac 2009-12-29 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	And round the eyes. People never have a problem believing we're sisters. Sometimes they have problems telling us apart. There are few things funnier than causing BSOD in a toddler because they think they've got one and are then told they have the other. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	artimusdin 2009-12-29 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	The nose and the eyes, yes. Meanwhile, with me and my sister, we're occasionally accused of being twins despite there being a roughly 7 year difference between us. It amuses me, because I don't mind being told I look almost a decade younger than I am. >:3 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eilisliana 2009-12-30 01:54 am UTC (link)
	My older sister M is 11 years old than me and we look very similar, when I was younger she got 'your daughter' comments about me all the time. Backhanded comments at the worst. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	purple_smurf 2009-12-30 10:22 am UTC (link)
	I once got a "your son" regarding my youngest brother. Who is less than six years younger than me. I was 17 at the time. My excuses are a). she was an old lady, b). brother was standing a fair distance away, and c). we were in Adelaide. runs away from Adelaide wankas (Reply to this)(Parent)

	msmanna 2010-01-01 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Around the time I was 18 and my sister was 13, we used to get mistaken for twins quite often. It was rather annoying (for me -- she thought it was great), but also hilarious when guys would try to chat her up. If she started giving me the 'help!' look, I'd casually drop her age into the conversation and then watch the guys backpeddle so fast they almost broke something. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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