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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-29 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	You know what's horrifying? At some point someone is going to say something to me where these new learnings are relevant, and I will probably respond without thinking (as I often do) and then have to explain how I know about dolphin sex... Life with a memory for odd trivia was so much easier before the internet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-30 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Or is it easier? "I stumbled across it on the internet and couldn't click away...trainwreck syndrome, y'know?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
	IDK, I'd get away with that with some, but my mum would probably be like "What were you doing that you stumbled into zoophilia...? Hon, if you need to tell me you're a furry... just know we'll love you no matter what." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh, see, most of the people I interact with don't have any idea of what a furry is. And if they do, they know what FW is, and that works just as well "yeah it was in a comment on FW and you know how I can't resist clicking things. No idea how it got to zoophilia, but..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, it's bad enough that she knows what my LJ name is and discusses e-fights I've gotten into in real life, if she found here I'd have no escape. And no man (or woman) should have orca stacking come up in conversation while having lunch with their parents, that's cruel and unusual fucking punishment. XP (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, I can't imagine my mother knowing what I get up to online - not that it's BAD, but discussing it with her? No thank you. Haha this is true, if you're talking about anything zoophilia with your parents there had better be a good reason! lol (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:47 am UTC (link)
	It took immense effort to not just shut down my journal and start with a new name, let me tell you. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I'm scared of the day my mother finally gets like, Facebook or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh god don't even get me started on Facebook. My generation is supposed to be safe from having their baby photos shared on the internet. /bitter (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2009-12-31 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Three of my aunts tried to friend me on Facebook, I politely explained to one that my Facebook was for friends only. I just don't want to explain stuff like slash or furries to my extended family or why I play games dealing with the mafia or vampires. Some stuff is best left alone. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	louifee 2009-12-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm more thinking of the photos I have up. Which, yeah, I don't mind my friends seeing. But my mother? No thank you. But definitely, "no, sorry mum. I will no be your friend on facebook" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2009-12-30 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I agree, I get odd looks from extended family often for my 'interesting' trivia learnings. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ickle_snowflake 2009-12-31 02:29 am UTC (link)
	"Apparently dolphins' bellies go pink if they're turned on... did I just say that out loud?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

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