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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	sophistry 2009-12-30 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's official. Thanfiction is, in fact, stranger than fiction. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	phosfate 2009-12-30 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Yet remains a stranger to truth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2009-12-30 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Nice! (Reply to this)(Parent)

grenadeofbees
2009-12-30 03:45 am UTC (link)

Not very good fiction, though. He never establishes a coherent framework for his story. Why is the ghost-shaman-whatever targeting Cfc? What, in fact, does he mean by 'targeting?' Cursing? Casting an evil spell on? Making her cow's milk go sour? What does 'Seneca-Sachem level', whatever that means, have to do with anything? Is it just a new unit of measurement, like one step below Inuit Chieftain, one above Night Elf Mohawk? How does he know it at all? Where is this coming from?

It wouldn't even be hard at all to flesh it out, if you didn't care about believability, and it would make it much more dramatic. "Oh, Cfc's realtor never mentioned that the house was built on the site of a massacre 200 years ago. I heard all about it from Paul Revere's ghost."

Yet he doesn't even try to make a decent narrative. Honestly. That's just lazy.

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	cmdr_zoom 2009-12-31 12:12 am UTC (link)
	one step below Inuit Chieftain, one above Night Elf Mohawk? This made me giggle on so many levels. (Speaking of, who else remembers the old AD&D level charts with their mishmash of terms from various cultures?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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