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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty!

snarkbunny
2009-12-31 04:33 pm UTC (link)

Sydney lowered his eyes with a smirk. "Very well, Riot," he said, turning away with a grand sweeping motion, raising his bladed hands to the air as he chanted the words of a spell. Ashley raised his shield instinctively to guard against the flash of light, and then...

It was indeed a creature from among the Cold Ones who stood between them now... but upon looking closer, Ashley noticed something quite peculiar.

Prepare to join us in the world beyond worlds, Riskbreaker... spoke the creature in a strange, distorted voice.

Instead of attacking, Ashley reached out a hand and pulled the robes from the lich's body to reveal...

"Don't hurt me!" cried the strange little man, throwing his hands over his eyes. "I knew I should have stayed at home!"

"A hobbit?!" Merlose exclaimed in disbelief, staring at the furry feet.

"Oops," Sydney mumbled, backing away. "Uh, wrong fandom. Let me try that summon again-"

"I think not," Ashley said. He thought he knew the truth of the matter now, and before Sydney could escape, Ashley had caught up, taking hold of Sydney's wrist and pulling the blond wig from his head, revealing darker hair beneath. "As I thought - this is Sydney Losstarot."

"Also known as Amy Player, Victoria Bitter, and Andrew Blake!" Merlose realized. "I'm familiar with his file - though his acts have long hovered just barely on the side of the law, the record of his misdeeds spans the whole of Valendia!"

This must have been news to Hardin, who fell to his knees, punching the floor. "Diablerie!" he spat.

This time, his deeds clearly were illegal; they were within their rights, as agents of the VKP, to take him into custody. "I will bind his hands," Ashley told Merlose, pulling a length of rope from within his pack. "You keep an eye on Duke Bardorba's son."

Sydney/Amy/Victoria/Andrew smirked over his shoulder at the Riskbreaker. "That will not be necessary - for the Duke's son...?"

Merlose gasped as a small brown bird took flight from its perch on Hardin's arm.

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I feel like I'm on the crackiest kink meme ever.

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	Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! adevyish 2009-12-31 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	wipes a tear and offers some cookies (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! risha 2009-12-31 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome! offers cookies (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! darkling 2009-12-31 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	...Well, that's just made of awesome, isn't it? Well played, sir! And have finally commented in this post. Wheee! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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