I could probably have just put the first sentence and a link
Heroes is on the verge of cancellation. Again, apparently. I don't pay attention to these things so much, but some people seem to care very much that Heroes will be cancelled. They care so much that they've organized a petition! The post is short, but the wank is quality. Mostly, the wank is bigbadwolfeboro, a True Fan (tm).

Of course, not everyone feels the same way.* This is terribly tragic.

*(also, raveneyes signs all their comments with a tilde and a lowercase letter. It's like all my pet peeves blended into a foul smoothie of hate.)

bigbadwolfeboro is a rather helpful individual, though! For example, she answers her own questions:

Shows what you know I AM A WOMAN!!!! and I'm not the one complaining about Heroes on a Heroes fan com. You come to a fan site in a post trying to save a show and talk trash. What did you expect would happen? Now who's crazy?

Mmm, delicious crazy. Other highlights include:

Well, someone clearly knows how to use HTML tags.

Two ships points, passing in the night, possibly on different planets.

Don't go peddling that dirty voice of reason when I've got UNBELIEVERS to hunt!

My new favorite GIF. Seriously. You can't go wrong with Cary Elwes.

And as a bonus mini-wank, mousie fap-off in wank_report! I'm not sure why you think this is some kind of moral judgment, grudge-mousie, but when you say this should be wanked because "They're making everyone else look bad," I assume you're not including yourself in "everyone else." You're doing a bang-up job on your own!