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ari_o ([info]ari_o) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-01-16 01:41:00
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Entry tags:author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one [info]thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:
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[info]risha
2010-01-16 09:06 am UTC (link)
...

Did he just compare himself and these posts to Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson getting accused of child molestation? Or am I hallucinating?

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[info]wankismyfandom
2010-01-16 09:06 am UTC (link)
Hoooooooo boy.

what I've been accused of is a lot kinder than the shit any 15 minute celebrity has to swallow from the supermarket tabloids

I must've missed the issue where Angelina Jolie pretended to be a charity and swindled thousands of dollars. That'll teach me to let the husband run out and do the shopping himself.

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[info]drakyndra
2010-01-16 09:10 am UTC (link)
Hey, I was just talking about this guy at a barbecue today!

So, bets on what the next fandom he'll surface in will be?

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[info]oddnari
2010-01-16 09:11 am UTC (link)
Oh goodie, I missed a lot of the wank in December. So he's enrolling in college because he has six weeks to live? Nice.

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[info]agent_hyatt
2010-01-16 09:33 am UTC (link)
But I've beaten the odds before.

Was he also claiming terminal disease back in the VB/Jordan Wood days? Is that what he's talking about? 'Cause surviving an illness you're exaggerating/making up for sympathy isn't much of an accomplishment...

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[info]arionhunter
2010-01-16 09:43 am UTC (link)
I still technically have about six weeks of that left. But I've beaten the odds before.

Apparently three, not two, things are inevitable in life: death, taxes, and the return of VB.

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Save me a seat in the handbasket... - [info]tofuknight, 2010-01-18 08:14 pm UTC
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[info]fishies
2010-01-16 09:51 am UTC (link)
"Because the Diabhal Dubh would make Voldemort crap himself"

...He made a villain sue, too? Goodness.

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[info]hilarity
2010-01-16 09:55 am UTC (link)
lol the Diabhal Dubh. Did he just pull that from one of the Irish curse generators? I'm so askeeeered of the black devil.

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[info]dontdrinkthetea
2010-01-16 09:55 am UTC (link)
jesus on a tricycle, he IS the wank. if he goes, the world goes with him. all is lost, my friends. all is lost.

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[info]ari_o
2010-01-16 10:10 am UTC (link)
Let me go then, this incarnation of I,
When my fandom is spread out against the sky
Like a fangirl etherised upon a table;
Let me go, through certain half-deserted IPs,
seeking new IDs
Of bloody nights in Irish pubs
And saving maidens I must bid adieu:
Posts that follow are more than deja vu
Of very clear intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question … 10
Oh, do not ask, “WTF?”
Let us go and con more schmucks.

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[info]rigel
2010-01-16 10:11 am UTC (link)
I'm oddly disappointed that his bow out is so not with a bang but a whimper.

Then again... you can't really top the undead shaman wizard

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-16 10:14 am UTC
This is the way the wank ends, this is the way the wank ends... - [info]blue_penguin, 2010-01-17 06:26 am UTC
Re: This is the way the wank ends, this is the way the wank ends... - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 08:24 am UTC

[info]herongale
2010-01-16 10:15 am UTC (link)
I just wanna say, [info]ari_o, that I love your pill-box WTF icon. That's so clever!

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[info]quantumreality
2010-01-16 10:16 am UTC (link)
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this f_w entry. VB is the wank that just keeps going on and on and on and on. I wonder if this constitutes perpetual motion, or if it's just that VB is indefatigable.

Too bad, violating the laws of thermodynamics would put a nice capstone on VB's "career". XD

I read the daydverse entry and I've gotta say - holy overly bombastic entry. I *snerk*ed at the part where he was in some place having driven like 11 hours straight and yadda yadda whoopdedoo.

*is now rolling eyes*

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[info]littlest_lurker
2010-01-16 10:31 am UTC (link)
I still technically have about six weeks of that left. But I've beaten the odds before. Will I do it again? Will I drop dead tomorrow? I don't know. Frankly, no one does

So I guess a pseuicide is still in the running? Shit, I knew I should have put money down on this.

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(no subject) - [info]daisymay79, 2010-01-17 03:07 pm UTC
tl;dr
[info]msilverstar
2010-01-16 10:32 am UTC (link)
I couldn't read that whole thing, I am too old and cranky.

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Re: tl;dr - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-16 10:35 am UTC

[info]bobafeis
2010-01-16 10:41 am UTC (link)
Wow. For someone with a terminal illness who is treading very close to Death's proverbial door, that's a long-ass goodbye post, especially since most of it is how awesome his fanfic is. Ah, VB: you're the very soul of modesty and brevity, right to the very end.

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[info]lozenger8
2010-01-16 10:50 am UTC (link)
I couldn't read more than a paragraph of that post, but the part I did read was brill(iantly boring.)

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[info]staroverthebay
2010-01-16 10:51 am UTC (link)
Mr Blake, I don't quite believe you. Especially your mysterious heart condition. It sounds rather a lot like a fictional heart condition I made up when I was a kid for the sake of TEH DRAMAZ in my original fiction stuffz.

But mostly I just don't believe you're leaving the intarbutz forever. Come ON. Fandom is like those cancer sticks -- it will call you back over and over and over...

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[info]moljn
2010-01-16 11:13 am UTC (link)
thank you, Cfc, really, because it was all very good advice

Waaaaait. Ceirdwenfc was the one being attacked by the undead shaman wizard and whose personal info VB and friend sent to someone. And she's still associating with him? She's either a total pushover or VB managed once again to pin the blame on someone else.

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[info]oulangi
2010-01-16 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Jesus H. Christ on a three-wheeled flaming motorbike, Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson have been accused of child rape, and people still like their work, they just don't necessarily want to associate with the blokes directly. So now those who like my work can have their cake and eat it too.

Still angling for that babysitting job, Uncle Badtouch?

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[info]indis_earfalas
2010-01-16 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Blah blah blah everyone loves me blah blah blah characters entrusted to me blah blah blah false accusations blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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[info]sablemouse
2010-01-16 02:39 pm UTC (link)
All the dramatic posturing in that post made me feel like I should be swooning in response.

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[info]vasaris
2010-01-16 02:51 pm UTC (link)
*sadface* Aw, man, he ran out of lube.

VB, no worries, I'm sure a new fandom will slick your right hand up again and relieve all that chafing.

Don't forget to drink plenty of fluids, it's clear you're a bit dehydrated from producing all that splooge.

We'll always be here with popcorn and booze when you turn up again.

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[info]ahiru
2010-01-16 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm surprised he didn't write that entire thing with lots of ellipses to illustrate how he is TOTALLYDYINGFORREALZUGUYS. "I still have...a very short...amount of time. No...*cough cough* don't worry...about me, fandom. I will...survive."

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2010-01-16 03:31 pm UTC (link)
This is like knowing your birthday's over for the year, but it'll come again next year! And the year after that, and the year after that!

I'm already eagerly anticipating his inevitable return and the wank that will follow his every step.

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