I read the first paragraph of his self-eulogy. This sentence annoys me muchly: "Later solves nothing, changes nothing, and just lets all the reasons compound." I want to nail him with a supersoaker filled with cat pee for that sentence.

I'm not reading more than one paragraph though. I just can't navigate thanfiction's writing. And I'd have to read it to figure out why I can't stand reading it, which would be painful.