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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	drakyndra 2010-01-16 09:15 am UTC (link)
	Thing is, I can't see that working with the "I'm a badass manly man who beats up soldiers" thing. I mean, are there any males in Twilight fandom? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2010-01-16 09:20 am UTC (link)
	As speculated in previous posts, all he'd need to do is downplay the manly-man-ness, turn up the old-fashioned romantic, and he'd have Twifen begging to be his fans and send him money. And they tend to be more gullible, plus there's the Twimoms with more cash than most fen. Anyway, he's already been spotted cosplaying Edward. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	drakyndra 2010-01-16 09:22 am UTC (link)
	If that happened, I'd feel very sorry for the Twifans. And that would be a novel experience for me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	agent_hyatt 2010-01-16 09:27 am UTC (link)
	I know. Nobody deserves to be scammed, not even them. And they're even more at risk because they're so new to fandom and unaware of the liars, both general and specific cases. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hitwoman 2010-01-16 10:25 am UTC (link)
	I seem to remember seeing VB cosplaying Harry Potter years ago, right at the end of the LoTR wankiness. I have a feeling cosplaying Edward was a Sign of Things to Come. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kitt_in_socks 2010-01-16 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	How the hell do you cosplay Edward? Slap on a douchecut and some body glitter? All the outfits are just "generic modern guy" afaik. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	galateus 2010-01-16 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, IIRC it was just the douchecut. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	enrythe8th 2010-01-16 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I gelled my hair funny, covered my face and neck in white panstick and body glitter, and wore a beige v-neck sweater. It can't be too difficult, though he's definitely pretty skinny, a little too skinny for Edward. With the whole soldier thing, do you think he'll go for Jasper? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2010-01-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	he's definitely pretty skinny, a little too skinny for Edward. I'm sure the fandom will accept that, fans of that stripe tend to love the waif-like emaciated bishie image even more than the football player type. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mrbimble 2010-01-17 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Anyway, he's already been spotted cosplaying Edward O.M.G. for real? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_o 2010-01-16 09:26 am UTC (link)
	New persona will be a sensitive undead musician--like if Georges Sand had been a vampire and turned Chopin... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stele3 2010-01-16 10:18 am UTC (link)
	You possibly just spawned a new RPS fandom. Georpin, anyone? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-16 10:19 am UTC (link)
	No, it's been around for a while (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stele3 2010-01-16 10:53 am UTC (link)
	Ahahaha, of course. If you can conceive of it, it has been written. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	deadrose 2010-01-16 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	And even longer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notorious_Woman Though the focus was on Sand herself, they devoted quite a lot of time to the Chopin years comparatively. I probably would have written plenty of Georpin myself if I'd known about fanfic back then. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jupiterpluvius 2010-01-16 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	This is a RPS squee delight from start to finish. Julian Sand is especially dreamy as Liszt. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 02:03 am UTC (link)
	YES! I think Liszt/Chopin would be hot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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