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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	agent_hyatt 2010-01-16 09:33 am UTC (link)
	But I've beaten the odds before. Was he also claiming terminal disease back in the VB/Jordan Wood days? Is that what he's talking about? 'Cause surviving an illness you're exaggerating/making up for sympathy isn't much of an accomplishment... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	platedlizard 2010-01-16 11:24 am UTC (link)
	VB supposedly committed suicide, so maybe that was what he was talking about? I think his doctor sat him down and told him to lay off the clove ~~cigarettes~~mini-cigars or else. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bisclavret 2010-01-16 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think he had a terminal illness, but he claimed to Turi and other people that he had some kind of testosterone disorder, and that's why Jordan didn't look quite manly enough. (He also tried to claim that his "cousin" Elijah Wood had the same condition!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2010-01-16 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	he claimed to Turi and other people that he had some kind of testosterone disorder Oh is that what they're calling it? (okay, that was uncalled for, I'm sorry.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2010-01-17 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Elijah Wood suffers from "Adorableosis" or what some people call, "I'm a Pixie made real" Syndrome. (I'm a fan. I make no apologies for that.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	studyinscarlet 2010-01-17 03:19 am UTC (link)
	I think he once claimed that he should already have been dead from his heart condition. Or something like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 03:21 am UTC (link)
	He said no one expected him to live to be an adult. His aorta was suppose to blow before then. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moonjaguar 2010-01-17 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	VB claimed to be in danger of losing an eye and finagled someone into having Sean Astin autograph one of VB's drawings as a get-well gift. (this was Victoria Bitter/Amy, before the pseucide/Intellicock) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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