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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	arionhunter 2010-01-16 09:43 am UTC (link)
	I still technically have about six weeks of that left. But I've beaten the odds before. Apparently three, not two, things are inevitable in life: death, taxes, and the return of VB. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2010-01-16 10:25 am UTC (link)
	Where does Cher fit in at? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kitt_in_socks 2010-01-16 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck. Now I have that terrible church hymn stuck in my head. VB has died VB is risen VB will come again. Where's my handbasket? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magnolia_mama 2010-01-16 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Is there room for two in your handbasket? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kitt_in_socks 2010-01-17 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Sure! We'll have a handbasket party. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dracobolt 2010-01-17 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Darn it, now I'm going to have to suppress giggles in church tomorrow. >_> (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sylvacoer 2010-01-17 07:29 am UTC (link)
	But how would one transcribe that in Latin? 8D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Save me a seat in the handbasket... tofuknight 2010-01-18 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ave VB, gratia plena, Batshittiness tecum Benedictus tu in wankieribus et beneditus fructus mendicis tui, DAYD Santus VB, Creator Wankis, ora pro nobis hyaenis nunc et iterum venturus es. Amen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Save me a seat in the handbasket... sylvacoer 2010-01-19 07:00 am UTC (link)
	X3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2010-01-18 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pretend that these words were spelled correctly... BenediCtus SanCtus (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2010-01-18 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	I hate you for that earworm. HATE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kitt_in_socks 2010-01-18 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I, however, love you for that icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2010-01-18 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's ok, then. :D (I wish I remember who made it, for it was not me, and it is awesome. It was on fw_icons, though...) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I think Marvin Gaye covered it with "taxes, death and trouble." I'm not sure he would've forseen trouble taking exactly this form, but.... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cill_ros 2010-01-16 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's an odd way of referring to your own lifespan. "Technically my laptop battery lasts for three hours, but you know what that means - after an hour and a half, it dies on you. :D" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2010-01-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I read this as "and the return of VD," and thought, "But wait, I thought only herpes was forever!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2010-01-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ave! VB novo, similis VB seneci? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rhosyn_du 2010-01-19 02:23 am UTC (link)
	GIP (Reply to this)(Parent)

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