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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	oulangi 2010-01-16 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus H. Christ on a three-wheeled flaming motorbike, Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson have been accused of child rape, and people still like their work, they just don't necessarily want to associate with the blokes directly. So now those who like my work can have their cake and eat it too. Still angling for that babysitting job, Uncle Badtouch? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2010-01-16 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	squiiiiiick (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jupiterpluvius 2010-01-16 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	For values of "accused of" in Polanski's case that include bragging about having anal sex with a 13-year-old in his autobiography, sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2010-01-17 08:20 am UTC (link)
	He's such a stud. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 08:23 am UTC (link)
	I just threw up very nice champagne in my mouth. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2010-01-17 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Would you like a quaalude with that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 08:59 am UTC (link)
	Never with champagne. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	quantumreality 2010-01-17 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	He what? My face is going to freeze in the D: position now for a while. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jupiterpluvius 2010-01-18 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Yep, in his 1984 book Roman by Polanski (a title that made more sense in its original French, as a pun on "Roman", his first name, and "roman", a novel). It's quite appalling. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ecchaniz0r 2010-01-17 01:55 am UTC (link)
	The stupid little himbo apparently forgot that Polanski was convicted. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2010-01-17 02:08 am UTC (link)
	That, and that his extended torture porn fanfic is neither Chinatown nor Thriller. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feenix 2010-01-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	WHAT? YOU MEAN DAYD ISN'T MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN THRILLER?! LIES. ANDY BLAKE IS BIGGER THAN ~~JESUS~~ MICHAEL. 50 YEARS ON, WE WILL BE STUDYING HIS FANFICTION IN COLLEGES, WHILE MICHAEL JACKSON WILL BE FORGOTTEN. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2010-01-17 08:19 am UTC (link)
	WHAT? MICHAEL IS ALIVE. ALIVE I SAY!!! JERMAINE OD'D, AND MICHAEL SAW AN OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE THE PRISON HIS LIFE BACAME. HE HAD YET MORE SURGERY AND BECAME JERMAINE. JUST YOU WAIT. SUDDENLY "JERMAINE" WILL BE ABLE TO SING AND DANCE. AT THE SAME TIME. AND HIT ALL THE NOTES. FOR SERIOUS YO. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2010-01-18 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	IF YOU DO NOT SELL THIS STORY TO THE TABLOIDS ASAP, I WILL. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lyras 2010-01-17 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Ugh, I'd just got that out of my mind! D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2010-01-17 08:12 am UTC (link)
	Glad I could help with that :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

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