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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	jkefka 2010-01-16 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	I've been waiting for this to resurface because I've had this absurd earworm in my brain since the last VB wank report. Make your own! - Think of the "Oscar-Meyer Wiener" song - Replace every instance of "Oscar-Meyer Wiener" with "Undead Shaman-Wizard" (it scans perfectly). - Sporfle constantly about something you can't possibly explain to your co-workers. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2010-01-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
	--! SHAKES FIST It's in my head and WON'T DIE you frickin' son of a submariner goddamn it. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jkefka 2010-01-17 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I KNOW the only cure was clearly to share it with a couple thousand of my closest ~~friends~~ fellow raptors. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2010-01-17 03:40 am UTC (link)
	cursessssssssss can't stop laughing STILL (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2010-01-17 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, damn you so hard. I'm never going to be able to get rid of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jkefka 2010-01-17 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I've had that in my head for the last week and a half. I am already in hell. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Helium always makes me want cupcakes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	blue_penguin 2010-01-17 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I wish I were an Undead Shaman-Wizard Yes, that is what I truly wish to be For if I were an Undead Shaman-Wizard The kids in the woods would be devoured by me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eilisliana 2010-01-17 08:02 am UTC (link)
	OMG, it does fit! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jerel 2010-01-17 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Couldn't get past the first line of singing because I was laughing so hard. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moonjaguar 2010-01-18 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Eep... I just replaced "Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs" with "Undead, Shaman Wizard" except that doesn't slot as smoothly as "Oh I wish I were an Undead Shaman Wizard". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Damn it. Paladin just didn't scan ari_o 2010-01-18 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Hobits, lesbian hobits What kind of fen love lesbian Hobits? Big fen, little fen, fen who dress as Spock old fen, young fen, even fen who mock love hobits, lesbian hobits. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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