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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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ekaterinv
2010-01-16 04:16 pm UTC (link)

I read the first paragraph of his self-eulogy. This sentence annoys me muchly: "Later solves nothing, changes nothing, and just lets all the reasons compound." I want to nail him with a supersoaker filled with cat pee for that sentence.

I'm not reading more than one paragraph though. I just can't navigate thanfiction's writing. And I'd have to read it to figure out why I can't stand reading it, which would be painful.

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	grenadeofbees 2010-01-23 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	Me neither. It's the stilted effect of someone who thinks they are cleverer than they are. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tetradecimal 2010-01-23 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	He writes in Punchy!sentence fragments? ...and run-on sentences that corner innocent commas in a dark alley, bash them over the head, and rifle through their pockets? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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