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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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ardath_rekha
2010-01-16 05:49 pm UTC (link)

Wait wait wait... didn't Than already go to college? There's at least one post in the Amy Player journal where someone talks about meeting him in college in the drama department. And didn't he graduate from high school?

WTF, Andy.

P.S. In exactly what job would someone with a terminal illness and a prognosis of six weeks left still be allowed to pull 40 hours, in this economy?

/swears off the Earth Logic now.

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	duraniedrama 2010-01-16 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Your Earth Logic is of no use here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ardath_rekha 2010-01-16 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	But... but... I just had a whole truckload of it delivered... ...Maybe I can grow a garden with it... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	duraniedrama 2010-01-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	...Maybe I can grow a garden with it... I'd think the very opposite of Earth Logic would make better fertilizer . . . (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ardath_rekha 2010-01-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Damn. I'm never going to find a situation to use all of this stuff in, am I? I suppose I could eBay it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	librarianmouse 2010-01-16 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	Draw RPattz's picture on it and sell it to the Twifans. Goodness knows they're running low. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-16 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	As much as I hate to give a plausible explanation for a Than lie, he could easily have attended a year, a couple semesters, etc. and dropped out. That seems pretty logical given his lifestyle over the past few years. The PS on the other hand. HAHAHAH. Yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bisclavret 2010-01-16 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I remember read somewhere -- either the book or the amyplayer livejournal -- that he attended a few semesters of university but compulsively lied in order to explain why he didn't get any work done and eventually flunked out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-16 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Compulsive lying? I never would've guessed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2010-01-17 05:45 am UTC (link)
	ICON LOVE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-17 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Y thank you! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2010-01-17 06:16 am UTC (link)
	I love that show so much more than a grown-ass woman really ought to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-17 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Me too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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lady_ganesh
2010-01-16 08:56 pm UTC (link)
...we should just not try to find anything consistent in his statements ever.

Or maybe his evil twin was the one who went to college?
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kookaburra
2010-01-17 09:05 am UTC (link)
If it's a community college he could have taken courses without a GED/to count towards a GED, I think.
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lady_ganesh
2010-01-17 04:43 pm UTC (link)
That's true!
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jerel
2010-01-17 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Amy did go to college, but flunked out as a result of not doing the work. (Professors are picky about that.)

However, since Andy claims he is not Amy, then his saying "I didn't go to college" is totally consistent with that persona (Andy.) Of course, since Andy IS Amy, then yes, he did go to college.
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