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ari_o ([info]ari_o) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-01-16 01:41:00
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Entry tags:author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one [info]thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:


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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 07:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't even think there's any question at this point. Twilight fandom is next. It's a done deal. May God have mercy on their sparkle.

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[info]ari_o
2010-01-16 07:56 pm UTC (link)
And the new name luvscharlie posted was Michael Connor, iirc.

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[info]demonoflight
2010-01-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
Michael Connor? That's too close to Michael Corner for comfort.

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[info]ari_o
2010-01-17 02:05 am UTC (link)
Also Michael Collins. It would be great if he followed up being called Eamon something.

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 08:00 pm UTC (link)
What's going on over there right now? Most of the crazy I hear about only involves individual fans doing dumbass things (frequently involving handicrafts).

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm talking about isolated incidents over the past few months, like the Homemade Action Figure Vibrator or Bella's Felted Womb or the one I saw the other day, fabric Twilight character embryos. Or just weird-ass shit on Etsy. Or OH MY GOD THE FREAKISHLY LIFELIKE MUSEUM QUALITY SILICONE BUST of Robert Pattinson on eBay. Oh my God, that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. It went for something like $1000 in the end. WHAT DO YOU EVEN DOOOOO WITH THAAAAAT? Never mind, don't tell me.

OHHHHHHH, the publishing company, that's right.

Okay, the BDSM fic, I had not heard of that.

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[info]antimony
2010-01-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
"Homemade Action Figure Vibrator"

OMG WUT

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Someone taped an Edward action figure to a large, loud battery and accosted some of the actors with it to get them to sign it. I think it was mentioned on Sparklefield, but I can't find it now. And no, I will never get over it.

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(no subject) - [info]antimony, 2010-01-17 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlebittysami, 2010-01-17 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nestra, 2010-03-06 04:28 am UTC

[info]thebratqueen
2010-01-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)
fabric Twilight character embryos

I - what? Someone came up with the idea of making these? And there's a market for them? How do you even tell it's the character? I mean not to be all prejudiced against embryos but up to a certain point they all pretty much look alone, and after a certain point why not just make them in baby form?

Are they fabric to be more cuddly? Do the buyers understand that normally one doesn't cuddle an embryo, much though certain Successories-style pictures try to convince us that embryos just love to shake hands?

Are there rules for playing with them? Like if an Edward embryo gets near a Jacob embryo does the Jacob embryo get to turn into a tiny werewolf complete with microscopic tattoo? Would embryowolf cliff diving be bouncing around on the uterus or would that be the point where they get born? And then does the mother feel really grateful that it's cliff diving and not bungee jumping because really there's certain things that the umbilical cord is not meant to do.

I have too many thoughts.

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
It's just a fan thing, I think?

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/14/fan-made-now-there-are-twilight-character-embryos/

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(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2010-01-17 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]myluckyseven, 2010-01-17 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2010-01-17 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lilitu93, 2010-01-17 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]surrexi, 2010-01-17 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sablemouse, 2010-01-17 03:19 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2010-01-16 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Bella's Felted Womb

...what

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
http://www.cinematical.com/2009/02/05/fan-made-bellas-womb-from-twilight-aka-creepiest-fan-made/

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2010-01-17 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2010-01-17 04:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alcesx2, 2010-01-17 09:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]enrythe8th, 2010-01-17 02:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marmaladecat, 2010-01-17 07:18 pm UTC

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[info]wuthers
2010-01-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
I'm kind of active, but I tend to stick to my corners, and yeah, I agree. It's sad because there are good writers, and not-crazy people, and they kind of get dwarfed by like, unicorn orgasms, and sparkly soap shaped like Edward's penis.

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(no subject) - [info]inalasahl, 2010-01-17 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wuthers, 2010-01-17 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-01-17 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sylvacoer, 2010-01-17 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inalasahl, 2010-01-18 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inalasahl, 2010-01-18 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-01-17 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2010-01-18 03:19 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2010-01-17 04:19 pm UTC (link)
The latter:

http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/833738.html?thread=49594314

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[info]littlest_lurker
2010-01-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD THE FREAKISHLY LIFELIKE MUSEUM QUALITY SILICONE BUST of Robert Pattinson on eBay.

Okay, I know I'm going to regret this, but: what?

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Edward's Head - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2010-01-17 10:07 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 10:42 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:22 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:12 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]littlest_lurker, 2010-01-17 03:20 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2010-01-17 09:02 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:11 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]snarkhunter, 2010-01-17 04:51 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2010-01-17 09:34 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-01-17 10:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2010-01-17 04:14 pm UTC

[info]quantumreality
2010-01-17 12:00 am UTC (link)
Indeed. I stay away from Twilight and don't think much of the fandom generally but no fandom deserves to have this megalomaniac jackassy "Supreme Commander" scam artist inflicted on it.

*bows head in solemn affirmation of mercy on their sparkle*

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[info]jkefka
2010-01-17 02:22 am UTC (link)
It's just so damn obvious and everyone's expecting it, but he might do it anyways because it'll be so easy to get away with!

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-17 04:15 am UTC (link)
Well, it's such a vast and feral fandom that he could easily set up camp in a corner of it, and because a lot of them haven't been in other fandoms, not everyone's going to know someone who was ALSO in LOTR and/or HP fandom who has heard of this guy and can spot him.

Actually, I hope he does go to New Movie Star Trek fandom. People there are fandom savvy and have fandom overlap; he'd get spotted there. But I don't see him already cosplaying as Spock, so...

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cosplay
[info]goblin
2010-01-17 09:48 am UTC (link)
Chekov? Thus matching the bishie look VB can pull off AND satisfying his need to write underdeveloped characters into Epic BadAsses.

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Re: cosplay
[info]puipui
2010-01-17 10:33 am UTC (link)
...And for the first time, I can suddenly actually see the New Movie Star Trek thing happening for him. He could even do a bad accent and everything!

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Re: cosplay
[info]snarkhunter
2010-01-17 04:52 pm UTC (link)
He'll be former KGB instead of IRA or whateverthehell he was!

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Re: cosplay - [info]goblin, 2010-01-17 06:03 pm UTC
Re: cosplay - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:20 am UTC
Re: cosplay
[info]reeve
2010-01-17 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh no please no I hope this never comes to pass. That's just so wrong.

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