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ari_o ([info]ari_o) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-01-16 01:41:00
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Entry tags:author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one [info]thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:


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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm talking about isolated incidents over the past few months, like the Homemade Action Figure Vibrator or Bella's Felted Womb or the one I saw the other day, fabric Twilight character embryos. Or just weird-ass shit on Etsy. Or OH MY GOD THE FREAKISHLY LIFELIKE MUSEUM QUALITY SILICONE BUST of Robert Pattinson on eBay. Oh my God, that's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. It went for something like $1000 in the end. WHAT DO YOU EVEN DOOOOO WITH THAAAAAT? Never mind, don't tell me.

OHHHHHHH, the publishing company, that's right.

Okay, the BDSM fic, I had not heard of that.

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[info]antimony
2010-01-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
"Homemade Action Figure Vibrator"

OMG WUT

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Someone taped an Edward action figure to a large, loud battery and accosted some of the actors with it to get them to sign it. I think it was mentioned on Sparklefield, but I can't find it now. And no, I will never get over it.

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[info]antimony
2010-01-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
And now I cannot unsee the mental image. I guess I brought it on myself. :(

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlebittysami, 2010-01-17 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:09 am UTC

[info]nestra
2010-03-06 04:28 am UTC (link)
My eyebrows just raised so high they fell off my face.

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[info]thebratqueen
2010-01-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)
fabric Twilight character embryos

I - what? Someone came up with the idea of making these? And there's a market for them? How do you even tell it's the character? I mean not to be all prejudiced against embryos but up to a certain point they all pretty much look alone, and after a certain point why not just make them in baby form?

Are they fabric to be more cuddly? Do the buyers understand that normally one doesn't cuddle an embryo, much though certain Successories-style pictures try to convince us that embryos just love to shake hands?

Are there rules for playing with them? Like if an Edward embryo gets near a Jacob embryo does the Jacob embryo get to turn into a tiny werewolf complete with microscopic tattoo? Would embryowolf cliff diving be bouncing around on the uterus or would that be the point where they get born? And then does the mother feel really grateful that it's cliff diving and not bungee jumping because really there's certain things that the umbilical cord is not meant to do.

I have too many thoughts.

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
It's just a fan thing, I think?

http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/14/fan-made-now-there-are-twilight-character-embryos/

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[info]thebratqueen
2010-01-17 12:55 am UTC (link)
*looks*

I stick by all of my original questions.

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[info]myluckyseven
2010-01-17 03:11 am UTC (link)
... I am going to see those in my nightmares.

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[info]cyndra_falin
2010-01-17 04:13 am UTC (link)
Why? Why did I click on the link? WHY? D:

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[info]lilitu93
2010-01-17 05:24 am UTC (link)
Ugh. What does it say that the only political one is Sarah Palin? And why isn't it surprising? (Love the disclaimer that it's just for fun and isn't meant as a political statement - yeah, right.)

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[info]surrexi
2010-01-17 08:40 am UTC (link)
CAN'T UNSEE! CAN'T UNSEE!

D: D: D:

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[info]sablemouse
2010-01-17 03:19 pm UTC (link)
If they weren't being marketed as embryos, they'd be really cute.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2010-01-16 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Bella's Felted Womb

...what

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[info]cleolinda
2010-01-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
http://www.cinematical.com/2009/02/05/fan-made-bellas-womb-from-twilight-aka-creepiest-fan-made/

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[info]khym_chanur
2010-01-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
It looks like its going to open its mouth and start talking.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 02:01 am UTC

[info]cyndra_falin
2010-01-17 04:15 am UTC (link)
I can't keep myself from clicking links! No amount of brain bleach will scrub that from my mind.

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(no subject) - [info]alcesx2, 2010-01-17 09:02 am UTC

[info]enrythe8th
2010-01-17 02:32 pm UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCKING JESUS?

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[info]marmaladecat
2010-01-17 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I very stupidly thought I'd seen it all until I clicked that link.

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[info]wuthers
2010-01-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
I'm kind of active, but I tend to stick to my corners, and yeah, I agree. It's sad because there are good writers, and not-crazy people, and they kind of get dwarfed by like, unicorn orgasms, and sparkly soap shaped like Edward's penis.

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(no subject) - [info]inalasahl, 2010-01-17 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wuthers, 2010-01-17 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-01-17 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sylvacoer, 2010-01-17 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inalasahl, 2010-01-18 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inalasahl, 2010-01-18 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-01-17 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beachlass, 2010-01-18 03:19 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2010-01-17 04:19 pm UTC (link)
The latter:

http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/833738.html?thread=49594314

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[info]littlest_lurker
2010-01-17 06:14 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD THE FREAKISHLY LIFELIKE MUSEUM QUALITY SILICONE BUST of Robert Pattinson on eBay.

Okay, I know I'm going to regret this, but: what?

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Edward's Head
[info]sheep_n_wolf
2010-01-17 10:07 am UTC (link)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

I found it here:
http://movieauctions.blogspot.com/2009/12/twilight-bust-for-incredibly-lonely.html

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Re: Edward's Head - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-17 10:42 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]cleolinda, 2010-01-17 04:22 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:12 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]littlest_lurker, 2010-01-17 03:20 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]sheep_n_wolf, 2010-01-17 09:02 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-18 12:11 am UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]snarkhunter, 2010-01-17 04:51 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2010-01-17 09:34 pm UTC
Re: Edward's Head - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-01-17 10:51 pm UTC

tetradecimal
2010-01-17 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Ohh, it tastes just like Edward!

..why is he squinting?

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