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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	annepackrat 2010-01-16 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Will the bird and evil shaman be accompanying him to college? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	spacelogic 2010-01-16 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	But he lost custody of his son! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annepackrat 2010-01-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Maybe being college educated will win him visitation rights. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ahiru 2010-01-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	And what of his evil twin sister? Will we next hear how she disguised herself as VB and entered college in his stead, doing her evil works and besmirching his good name yet again? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annepackrat 2010-01-17 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Maybe they'll all room together and we'll get a Three's Company style sitcom out of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hobosocks 2010-01-17 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I smell a sitcom! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kitt_in_socks 2010-01-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Also, they fight crime! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2010-01-17 06:12 am UTC (link)
	And also he's a ninja! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dico 2010-01-17 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	I think I smell an Emmy!! Save the IRA stuff for sweeps, though. Keep people wondering about his bad Irish accent for weeks, months even, and then WHAM, IT'S BACKSTORY TIME, complete with sepia-toned flashbacks and breathy dialogue and claymore scars. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	reeve 2010-01-17 02:52 am UTC (link)
	We need some theme song filks, STAT! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 02:56 am UTC (link)
	All I can think of is the MAS*H theme: Pseudocide is painless it brings on surface changes, And I can take college classes if I please (Reply to this)(Parent)

ahiru
2010-01-17 04:44 am UTC (link)

It could be a comic book! Mild-mannered Andrew only wants to go to college and become a BNF in a large gullible fandom. But when he arrives at school he discovers that his evil twin sister has taken his place and is conspiring with an undead shaman wizard to take over the Internets. Can Andrew defeat these evil villains while simultaneously sweeping women off their feet and creating new identities online, when all he really wants to do is be a normal college student (with an amazingly high IQ who once belonged to the IRA and backpacked over Europe while saving small children from burning buildings)?

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