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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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thebratqueen
2010-01-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)

fabric Twilight character embryos

I - what? Someone came up with the idea of making these? And there's a market for them? How do you even tell it's the character? I mean not to be all prejudiced against embryos but up to a certain point they all pretty much look alone, and after a certain point why not just make them in baby form?

Are they fabric to be more cuddly? Do the buyers understand that normally one doesn't cuddle an embryo, much though certain Successories-style pictures try to convince us that embryos just love to shake hands?

Are there rules for playing with them? Like if an Edward embryo gets near a Jacob embryo does the Jacob embryo get to turn into a tiny werewolf complete with microscopic tattoo? Would embryowolf cliff diving be bouncing around on the uterus or would that be the point where they get born? And then does the mother feel really grateful that it's cliff diving and not bungee jumping because really there's certain things that the umbilical cord is not meant to do.

I have too many thoughts.

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	cleolinda 2010-01-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's just a fan thing, I think? http://www.cinematical.com/2010/01/14/fan-made-now-there-are-twilight-character-embryos/ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thebratqueen 2010-01-17 12:55 am UTC (link)
	looks I stick by all of my original questions. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	myluckyseven 2010-01-17 03:11 am UTC (link)
	... I am going to see those in my nightmares. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cyndra_falin 2010-01-17 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Why? Why did I click on the link? WHY? D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lilitu93 2010-01-17 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. What does it say that the only political one is Sarah Palin? And why isn't it surprising? (Love the disclaimer that it's just for fun and isn't meant as a political statement - yeah, right.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	surrexi 2010-01-17 08:40 am UTC (link)
	CAN'T UNSEE! CAN'T UNSEE! D: D: D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sablemouse 2010-01-17 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	If they weren't being marketed as embryos, they'd be really cute. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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