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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	wuthers 2010-01-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm kind of active, but I tend to stick to my corners, and yeah, I agree. It's sad because there are good writers, and not-crazy people, and they kind of get dwarfed by like, unicorn orgasms, and sparkly soap shaped like Edward's penis. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	inalasahl 2010-01-17 01:45 am UTC (link)
	unicorn orgasms I ... what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wuthers 2010-01-17 01:49 am UTC (link)
	There's a fic where Bella uses the word unicorn as a euphamism for having an orgasm. Enjoy! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 02:01 am UTC (link)
	You forgot to recommend alcohol! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ekaterinv 2010-01-17 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I read that, it was terrible, but the stupidest part is non-vampire Edward. What's the point? May as well write Sweet Valley High porn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I love that instead of a vampire he's just really angry and has a limited vocabulary. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sylvacoer 2010-01-17 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Sweet Valley High porn Really? Where?! 8D I mean... crap... goes back under the bed (Reply to this)(Parent)

	inalasahl 2010-01-18 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for the link! Now I'm just going to back away from it slowly, if you don't mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_o 2010-01-17 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's a special fanfic in which neither Edward or Bella are vampires--they both have PTSD or something, but they fall in love and Bella refers to orgasms as unicorns when Edward let's her dry hump his leg. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	inalasahl 2010-01-18 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Wow, Twilight fandom is just amazing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cmdr_zoom 2010-01-17 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Charlie... Charrrrrlie... We're have sex, Charlie! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beachlass 2010-01-18 03:19 am UTC (link)
	dies (Reply to this)(Parent)

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