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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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Re: tl;dr

juliansinger
2010-01-17 02:50 am UTC (link)

Mostly, I have found, in the past month or so of VB wank, that Turi a) is a boring writer, b) is boringly obsessed by VB, c) wanks boringly and at length, d) is boring in her self-aggrandizement, e) is kind of dense and bizarrely privileged (and yet does it boringly) and f) is offensive in irritating ways.

So I agree with you, but on the other hand, there's not much one can do with Turimel, because yes, She crazy, but also, She boring.

For awhile, the transfail was at least minorly interresting because I thought she might want to, well, stop failing, but that was before I realized she'd been having this same song and dance for /at least/ three years (I haven't read some of the stuff from earlier than that), and she keeps going, "Oh, you mean...?" and /almost/ changing, and then she reverts again.

I may have to create a Turi Template soon.

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