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author entitlement, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: victoria bitter, please mommy make it stop, this is the wank that never ends

cake or death?
The swan song of one thanfiction aka Andy Blake/VB, etc. He is leaving the internets forver. Maybe. If he doesn't die from his mysterious heart condition--he's going to college. Yes, sir. But he is unlikely to ever give up the cancer sticks.

n.b.: Please use the pronoun he when refering to Andy or face the wrath of pretty much everyone, but especially those who can ban your ass along with the rest of you.

eta: I didn't bother posting a link to Turi's reaction post because it was even more boring than Andy's brave farewell. But some sockpuppet comments to defend Andy.

"These do not exist other than the usual complaints about a failed romance (between he and luvscharlie)."

WAIT WOT? All that frothing from luvscharlie was heart break? D:

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	fishies 2010-01-17 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Next up: he pretends to be a paraplegic ex-marine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2010-01-17 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Next up: he pretends to be a paraplegic ex-marine. I read that as "Next up: he pretends to be a Pringles ex-marine" and was quite confused. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reeve 2010-01-17 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Now I'm imagining the Pringles guy in 'Nam with a camo helmet, five o'clock shadow, and gruff expression. Potato chips getting blasted left and right, the guns louder than a million Pringles cans opening at the same time... war is hell, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deliciouschaos 2010-01-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	You win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2010-01-17 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	snorts Okay, that is a funny image if you imagine the scene in a Hot Shots parody style. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alina_kalime 2010-01-17 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	I thought the 'con artist who poses as a paralyzed soldier' role was already taken... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sequinedlizard 2010-01-18 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Quick, someone call Michael Caine to con the con. Or just call Michael Caine, really. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sylvacoer 2010-01-18 02:04 am UTC (link)
	... Why can I see this? D; (Reply to this)(Parent)

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