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urpletastic ([info]urpletastic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-01-18 20:38:00


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Entry tags:ableism is retarded, bitter so bitter, boo hoo, dead gay headmaster, do your research, doesn't mean what you think it means, don't make me come back there, enormous clusterfuck, f_w is serious business, fandom failures, fandom: american idol, flouncing, girls you're all pretty!, gratuitous freud reference, grudgewank, heidipology, history wank, i see stupid people, i swear i will turn this comm around, i want to be a hero on the internets, i wanted to be wanked, i'm just here for the recipes, ianto is crying, in ur wank - swapping our foodz, is sorchar uglycat or is uglycat sorchar, it had to happen, it's "fandom wank" dumbass, lost the lulz, lurk moar, mod has a headache, mommy make it stop, my pretension let me show you it, my very firstest wank, not good with criticism, not very subtle at all, not wank, oh christ here we go again, oh my god sarky tags noooooooooo!, oh wait you fail, om nom nom, omgwtf, passive aggressive eta, passive-aggression with tags, please delete me, please mommy make it stop, premature ewankulation, race wank, racism, raised by hyenas, recipes in comments, rps, sep declares vendetta on this poster, serious business, squid brains, still not funny, stop sharing your thoughts, suck it up and deal, the gay is canon, think of the children, think of the fictional children, thinks we're fandom police, this is not funny, this was no chicken, too many fucking tags, unfunny business, wanking inside the house, we love jf tags, we made you and we can break you, we're not allowed to say whore anymore, what the shit is this?, where's the phosfate is a whore tag?, whores whores and more whores, whores!!!!!!!, wtf mate, you are not funny, you're all assholes, you're all whores!, yuletide means whores!, yummeh foodz

Reasoned and reasonable literary criticism, Kradam-style
First attempt at posting, although I've been barracking from the sidelines for about a millennium now ...

[info]astolat posts A Matter Of Inconvenience, which is American Idol slashfic (Kris/Adam) with a 'Regency' setting. At least, that's the general idea, and harmless enough you would have thought - assuming that AI AU RPS is your thing. (Alphabet soup!)

[info]zvi, however, takes exception. Amongst other objections, A Matter of Inconvenience is not about race, thoughtlessly invokes colonial issues, and just doesn't put up any warning flags for those who are about to read it. Also, apparently, this is a thing Astolat fucked up. Everybody, please to endeavor not to fuck up like that with your next happy fun sexytimes historical.

What starts off as moderately polite discussion about historicity in slash fanfiction is, however, quickly derailed by [info]willow who offers the following reasoned evaluation: In the middle of the cuppa tea, the empire waist dresses and the ass-sex of your AU Regency - please to be remembering the hydra heads of colonialism and imperialism and what that means for and about your whitey white penis salt lick fan thought of the moment.

[info]liviapenn tries to calm things down a bit with some entertaining stuff about plumbers and blow jobs but this only serves to upset [info]willow further. Why is it that everytime I see you lately, you're happily shoving your foot into your mouth via your hindquarters? ... You keep claiming to understand your privilege and say you're reflecting on it and then you start chomping that feces encrusted shoe leather again. [info]willow's User Info states "'M brown and I have an attitude." No kidding.

[info]astolat's attempt to explain herself gets stomped on, and the desirability of historical accuracy in a Kris/Adam Regency alternate universe is lathered, rinsed and repeated for those who missed it the first time.

Small, but strangely vitriolic given the subject matter. It's difficult to imagine why people are getting quite so over-excited about one piece of costumed fluff in a universe of lesbian cars and tentacle porn, but it may keep us entertained while we're waiting for next incarnation of VB.

ETA: Okay, I get the message, I got it wrong - or maybe I just don't have a sense of humour? Either way, it was obviously a bad call. Lesson learned.




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[info]witty
2010-01-18 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Um, no. Seek the funny in this, plz. If no funny, there is a forum for that. I wonder what it's called?

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2010-01-18 11:54 pm UTC (link)
You didn't just miss the point, you dodged it.

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[info]lab
2010-01-18 11:58 pm UTC (link)
And we were doing so well (except for the transfail, of course) lately.

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[info]wankaholic
2010-01-19 12:03 am UTC (link)
Oh good LORD.

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[info]finchbird
2010-01-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
Where is the funny?

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(no subject) - [info]snarkhunter, 2010-01-19 12:20 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]feelingcold, 2010-01-19 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-01-19 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quantrail, 2010-01-26 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anatsuno, 2010-01-19 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2010-01-19 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2010-01-19 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-01-19 12:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakthemouse, 2010-01-19 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2010-01-19 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-01-19 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-19 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-01-19 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2010-01-20 09:03 am UTC

[info]risha
2010-01-19 12:13 am UTC (link)
Oy vey. I've been ducking this on my friends list for the last month. (This is but the latest volley.)

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(no subject) - [info]sparklepuss, 2010-01-19 12:18 am UTC

[info]keri
2010-01-19 12:19 am UTC (link)
I skimmed this and came away with the idea that someone wrote a "Regency"-setting fic with steampunk elements involving lesbians owning automobiles equipped with octopuses for on-the-go tentacle sex.


WTF is wrong with my brain. :(

(Clearly the last line lodged in my brain pretty hard.)

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(no subject) - [info]pathology_doc, 2010-01-19 12:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-01-19 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2010-01-19 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2010-01-19 05:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2010-01-19 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2010-01-19 03:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-01-19 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-01-19 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_, 2010-01-19 10:16 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]alienist, 2010-01-19 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2010-01-20 09:07 am UTC

[info]souris
2010-01-19 12:19 am UTC (link)
Protip: if it makes Metafandom, it's not funny.

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(no subject) - [info]sqbr, 2010-01-19 02:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zing_och, 2010-01-23 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sqbr, 2010-01-26 08:17 am UTC

[info]bukowski
2010-01-19 12:19 am UTC (link)
strangely vitriolic given the subject matter

Psst; it's not really "strange" for people to get vitriolic about racism. That topic kind of has a history of pissing people off. A lot.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2010-01-19 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-19 05:56 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2010-01-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
Hint: Ridiculously slanted wank writeups? Not a good idea..

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[info]deconcentrate
2010-01-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
WHICH PART OF "FUNNY" WAS HARD FOR YOU TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND

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(no subject) - [info]hadesphoenix, 2010-01-19 02:37 am UTC

[info]vitalitat
2010-01-19 12:21 am UTC (link)
So I have become a pro at warming up left over pizza in the toaster at my office.I just can't bring myself to pop it in the microwave, or eat it cold anymore. That said, I had a fabulous lunch.

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(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-01-19 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vitalitat, 2010-01-19 12:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-01-19 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vitalitat, 2010-01-19 07:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2010-01-22 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2010-01-22 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lissbet, 2010-01-24 09:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-01-19 09:19 pm UTC

[info]buddleia
2010-01-19 12:30 am UTC (link)
Dude, this is not wank and it's sure as fuck not funny. If you think it is, and if you think the way you're dismissing some of these people the way you are and for these reasons, you should maybe continue to 'barrack from the sidelines' - and perhaps actually read some of this serious shit.

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[info]minibalrogmum
2010-01-19 12:32 am UTC (link)
Sidestepping the not-so-funny, this made me wonder about what other AI AU RPS (holy acronyms!) might be out there and whether or not anyone would do Vikings.

Then I realised I might not want to know, really.

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2010-01-19 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wallflower, 2010-01-19 06:43 pm UTC

[info]galateus
2010-01-19 12:33 am UTC (link)
You have heard of [info]unfunnybusiness, right?

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[info]moonjaguar
2010-01-19 12:44 am UTC (link)
I'm having a resurfacing of a 29-years-dormant desire to decorate cakes-- I blame Cake Wrecks for reminding me how much fun I had. Is there any "fondant for dummies" books or online resources? I'd start off with a Wilton class to relearn how to use flower nails but the nearest one is over 100 miles away from me. Even with gas prices being about 2/3 what they were not so long ago and the car I drive getting 40mpg on the highway-- the highway hypnosis and driving fatigue aren't worth it.

(anything to get my mind off eating endless tiny bowls of rice porridge to avoid gall bladder paininess and "oh shit, not [hot button issue] again!)

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(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2010-01-19 01:16 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-19 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ihateyouall, 2010-01-22 12:12 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2010-01-19 12:52 am UTC (link)
I don't understand what's going on with this wank, but I'm pretty sure my failure to care is the right reaction. Blah.

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(no subject) - [info]viridian_magpie, 2010-01-19 01:17 pm UTC

[info]gmth
2010-01-19 12:56 am UTC (link)
Wow, I hate reading posts on Dreamwidth. The interface is fugly as hell. Does anyone know if any Greasemonkey scripts exist to make it easier on the eyes?

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(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-01-19 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2010-01-19 03:25 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2010-01-19 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-01-19 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2010-01-19 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-01-19 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2010-01-19 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2010-01-19 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virgo, 2010-01-25 11:23 pm UTC
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[info]firefly99
2010-01-19 01:00 am UTC (link)
A group of Na'vi are at war with a group of furries, and this is the best you can do?

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-01-19 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]polygamouse, 2010-01-19 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2010-01-19 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sailorcoruscant, 2010-01-19 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2010-01-19 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2010-01-20 10:24 pm UTC
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[info]sisterelwood
2010-01-19 01:04 am UTC (link)
but it may keep us entertained

Ummm, I'm thinking no.

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-01-19 09:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2010-01-21 10:46 am UTC

[info]the_seventh_l
2010-01-19 01:08 am UTC (link)
Saw this on metafandom @ DW. Still not funny.

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[info]sandglass
2010-01-19 01:31 am UTC (link)
This just in, people unconsciously do really racist things, and it annoys people who notice it. Also, water is wet, and this wank report sucks.

LURK MORE.

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[info]tez
2010-01-19 01:35 am UTC (link)
*sigh*

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(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2010-01-19 03:07 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2010-01-19 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2010-01-19 07:42 pm UTC

[info]lady7jane
2010-01-19 01:36 am UTC (link)
Personally I don't even mind posts like these, but, dude! How could you not see where this would go? Now that's funny.

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(no subject) - [info]stella_polaris, 2010-01-20 07:36 pm UTC

[info]damien
2010-01-19 01:50 am UTC (link)
You know, I'd say that you should take this to [info]unfunnybusiness but even there, I'm thinking that people would fail to be amused by your seriously slanted write-up. With all your barracking on the sidelines of [info]fandom_wank, you didn't notice we avoid race-related stuff here?

And I'm guessing you also missed out on, say, all of RaceFail. Well done.

What's it like under that rock in your corner of the Internet?

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(no subject) - [info]jupiterpluvius, 2010-01-19 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-01-19 06:22 am UTC


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