Entry tags:

anime/manga, can't escape the screencaps, conspiracy theories, fan theories, fandom: bleach, interrogating from the wrong perspective, oppression, pairing wars, persecution, person: yulieana, someone is wrong on the internet!, taking it too seriously, wankers who will not shut up, yay screencaps!

Fanart: Serious business. Shipping: EVEN MORE SERIOUS.
From a mouse on wank_report and using some of their language.

copper_cakes uses a picture as her Livejournal background of the Bleach pairing Ulquiorra/Orihime. Unfortunately, it was a commission, and the artist and the person who paid for the art let her know. She takes down the image, and apologizes for using it and causing them trouble here.

Sounds straightforward, right? But you forget: this is Bleach and Bleach is serious fucking business. Not only is stealing wrong, copper_cakes is a LYING LIAR who only really ships Ichigo/Orihime!

Yulieana explains all:

She also wanked about the stolen art, but alas, no mousey got caps before the entry was locked. EDIT: We have caps, thank you, mousey!

strawberries_85 also has lots of things to say in BIG TEXT AND ALL CAPS here.

Be sure to check out this thread, where jenny-jade insists that anyone who uses a Ulquiorra/Orihime picture on their journal while shipping Ichigo/Orihime too is a LYING LIAR WHO LIES.

Small, but tasty in its utter detachment from any sense of perspective.

EDIT: Yes, you've seen Yulieana before.

EDIT THE SECOND: Yulieana...um. Responds, I guess?

EDIT THE THIRD: Moar caps! Were people actually buying wedding dresses? Spill the details, folks! EDIT THE FOURTH: This may be an exaggeration. BUT IF YOU HAVE BLEACH WEDDING DRESS ART, PUT IT IN COMMENTS, I'm bored and LJ is slow today. Bonuses for boys in dresses.

EDIT THE FOURTH (NO, WAIT, THE FIFTH): ~~Where are my wedding dresses, bitches?~~ Yulieana compares fandom_wank to Fox News (can I be Shepherd Smith?), some girl I don't know to infamous lawyer "Jake" Thompson, and takes a sideswipe at Johnny Yong Bosch. Dude, dissing the Black Ranger? So not on. Get it before it's locked!

EDIT SIX: Thanks for the wedding dresses! Oh, and neutrality is simply impossible when it comes to Bleach ships.

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schoenschoen
2010-01-29 03:37 pm UTC (link)

Caps of the whole convo between Yulie and Chips:

Cap 1
Cap 2
Cap 3
Cap 4

And a side convo in which Chips corrects her spelling:

And someone else getting in on the act:

And wow, you called it - they're calling F_Wank an IchiHime comm and talking about all the mean, really biased IchiHime shippers over here and whining that a 17 year old wasn't reported for wanking. That didn't take long.

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	schoenschoen 2010-01-29 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	html fail there, me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wallflower 2010-01-29 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	"And wow, you called it - they're calling F_Wank an IchiHime comm and talking about all the mean, really biased IchiHime shippers over here" YES, WE ALL SHIP ICHIHIME. EVEN THOSE OF US WHO DON'T WATCH THE SHOW AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S ABOUT OR WHO THESE CHARACTERS ARE. ICHIHIME 4EVA!!1 I love the sound of crazy in the morning. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keiji_miashin 2010-01-29 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	"And wow, you called it - they're calling F_Wank an IchiHime comm and talking about all the mean, really biased IchiHime shippers over here and whining that a 17 year old wasn't reported for wanking. That didn't take long." That link leads to a cap about a discussion concerning a IchiRuki fic... Where's the IchiHime accusation? Edit for reply fail. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-29 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I think it got lost in the HTML fail, but the "Yulieana responds" post I linked in Edit the Second: Maybe F_W is run by IchiOris??? (There's also reference to a previous wank that didn't make it here 'cause one of the parties is a minor. This is apparently what proves we are PREJUDICED.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

the_sun_is_up
2010-01-29 08:31 pm UTC (link)

I think someone once said the place is run by beaten and butthurt IchiOris who now pretend to be neutral and above the bias, so they can give their fandom a good public image, while promoting bullshit on Ichiruki fans.

Wooooow, yes, because we spend so much time discussing Bleach fandom and so little time discussing, um, every other fandom in creation.

This lady is one nutty conspiracy theorist. Except her conspiracy theories are about shipping. o_O

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	eldritch 2010-01-29 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	What is this I don't even (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	reppupu 2010-01-30 12:05 am UTC (link)
	I said the exact same thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-29 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Members: 5405 That's a whole lotta hurt butts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keri 2010-01-30 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I was going to say "so that's why...!" and then I went to get a coke from the fridge and realized I'd been sitting on my keys funny. Sorry, Yulie. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kuromitsu 2010-01-29 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Ssh! We're sabotaging the system, one Bleach wank at a time. Does it hurt to be so paranoid? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	agent_hyatt 2010-01-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Now, now, let's take this seriously. Round up all the mods and ask them if they're IchiHime shippers. If the majority say "wtf is IchiHime? Is it Japanese?", then we'll know that they're all dirty liars. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	the_labrat_army 2010-01-30 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Damn, another plot foiled. grumbles How do they figure us out so quickly? F_W: Discrediting...this random anime's ship..one shipper at a time. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ghostmaster 2010-01-30 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hasn't FW been around longer than Bleach? That must mean the evil IchiOris shippers invented time travel, too, in their relentless quest to sabotage IchiRuki fans! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keiji_miashin 2010-01-29 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, for a moment I thought it had been Yulieana who had made that claim. Which had me raising an eyebrow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady_ganesh 2010-01-29 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	She may have in the previous wank, but she deleted that post, so The World May Never Know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mariem_1 2010-01-29 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Those people are like Harmonians who thought that all fandom_wank members are Harry/Ginny and Rln/Hermione shippers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2010-01-30 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure that was a typo, but now I think Rin(Fruits Basket)/Hermione would be awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shylu 2010-01-30 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Back when the Harmony wank exploded (2006? 2005? I forgot), I predicted that IchiRuki vs IchiHime will become like that. It's sad that I'm right. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cyndra_falin 2010-01-30 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Pffft they are doing a bad job pretending to be what they are not. :/ Oh shit, you gais. Our cover is BLOWN! I guess we weren't pretending hard enough. Damn their cleverness in figuring it out! Edit for word fail and again for HTML fail. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	skarrow 2010-01-30 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I will not tell the wank, but it's so damn tempting to go tell her that 'your anime sucks.' I don't know that it sucks. I haven't read the manga or seen the series. It's still so goddamn tempting, though. Me and my kneejerk hate whenever anyone assumes that OF COURSE I watch Overexposed Anime #6829. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skarrow 2010-01-30 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Troll. Troll the wank. Me word extra good two day! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	keri 2010-01-30 01:21 am UTC (link)
	That's okay! It does suck. Kind of. It needs someone to make a condensed version without the fights dragging out for chapters and chapters, that's for sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2010-01-30 04:00 am UTC (link)
	I like Bleach because when it's on, it means it's time to go to bed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	cmdr_zoom 2010-01-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know who any of these characters they're talking about are and I really don't care. All I do know is that their fans are batshit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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