THIS IS A BEAR-LEVEL THREAT HERE!
Hetalia is a manga/anime series that stars anthropomorphizations of different countries. Stephen Colbert is America (And So Can You). rover_09 posts that "her friend" posted a fanart to the Stephen Colbert forums. Most would think it means it's yet another silly fanart of America and Colbert standing in front of the American flag being America. But to everyone's horror, it's a Colbert/America/Bandit Keith three-way.

The whole community: TAKE THAT DOWN NOW! *FAIL GIFS*

rover_09 reminds the community about "her friend".

Edit:

I am not endorsing this. I put this up because she sent it to me and I wanted to see what others thought of it. You want to yell at someone, go talk to her.

And now we got a sockpuppet troll on page 5: suckonthisnews!



suckonthisnews: So, this is the Arthur that posted that lovely Topic on Colbert Nation!

I can see you're all champing at the bit to simple SHOWER me with praise, but hold the applause for a moment. ;D

Before we get too far: I JUST TOLD MY FRIEND ABOUT THIS A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO, AND LINKED HER. The topic was posted, like...2 days ago.


Now, moving on. So, um...Do you guys OWN the fandom? What makes you think you can control it? If I, or anyone, chooses to post something like this, you can either laugh, or walk away. It really doesn't matter whether you approve or not. Get off it.

I only read through the first page, and I'm not taking the time to sift through the rest of the bullshit.

But, I did see someone mention Funimation. Okay, so...Those of you in favour of the dub, shoot yourselves now.

Next, on that topic: The fandom was ruined a while ago, folks. Now that Funimation has rights to it and plans to run with it, it's more fucked than ever. If Mr. Colbert actually ends up reading that, and decides it's lulz worthy enough to mention on his programme, what the hell can it hurt? Really? As though the Korea shit stopped the series. If some Americans piss themselves over what you imbeciles call PORN (if it can even be classified as that, it's as soft-core as it gets. O NOES! B0XXERZ!) it's not going to make things worse.
In fact? My hope is that it scares Funimation away from Hetalia. So what if the broadcast alerts a few newfags to the series? It's not as bad as what Funimation will bring in when they dub it.

You all wanna poop yer pants over it? Best stock up on diapers.

For those of you who thought it was funny: Good. You see why I thought it was so brilliant. Strike that. You see WHY it was so brilliant. It's just Mr. Colbert's brand of humor.


Flamers: Lay off my friend. She thought it was funny, and she's not the only one, but she had nothing to do with it.

Thanks for all the pageviews, though! It's sure to get Colbert's attention. ;3



400+ replies and rising.

Edit: The Colbert forum post was finally taken down right before this post hit 600.

Edit: Baleeted!