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Mildly Amused

I did lots of gleesearch to write this wank gleeport.
Glisten up, Gleeks!

Welcome to gleeSNARK, where the comments are honest, the writers are anonymous, and your feelings are irrelevant.



Prepare to be SNARK'D.

gleesnark is a journal that exists to bitch about Glee fics anonymously. Confusingly, it is shared by three people: Head Bitch in Charge #1, Head Bitch in Charge #2, and a graphics guy. The Bitches of gleesnark summed up their mission thusly:

There comes a time in every fandom when the sheer amount of FAIL overwhelms its potential and creates a black hole of over-the-top STUPID.  These times call for heroes, for people to come in and counteract the black hole of stupid with well-placed barbs of snarky goodness.  Heroes who will save the masses from the inanity that has overtaken their beloved fandom.  Heroes who have no fear of shattering fragile high school egos or the subsequent wailing and gnashing of teeth.  Cut the arm off to save the body.  That’s what heroes do.

And to the Glee fandom… your heroes have arrived.

Their first post with actual content was met with much agreement and discussion and a fair bit of warmth... except that some people didn't like that gleesnark was calling fics out by title and writers by handle, and even posting direct excerpts, especially while doing so anonymously.

There was some slight grumbling early on, but they made it through approximately four more entries before things started spiraling out of control. See, that's when gleesnark tooks on slash, specifically (watch out, NSFW graphic) Puck/Kurt shippers and mpreg. There is dissent. There is gleebama. There is whatever the hell this conversation is. glee_anon filled up with more gossip as well.

That's when graphics guy, who had heretofore been silent, sounded off.

And if you still want to bitch and moan, go right ahead. But you’re deluded if you think we’re doing anything but laughing at your “righteous indignation”. So thanks for the lulz.

Sure, it’s offensive. So is the Colbert Report. And Family Guy. And Kathy Griffin. She told Jesus to suck it one time, did you know that? And you know what else? She’s famous. And popular. And has her own TV show. And she’s rich.

Now, I’m Jewish, but I figure if it’s good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for you. You don’t like what we’re doing here?

Suck it.

Who's the butthurt one now, wonder commenters.

Finally the HBs come out with a public service announcement.

But while “Your Kink is Not My Kink”, we would also like to point out that “Your Humor is Not Our Humor”. We thought our rants were funny. We still think they’re funny.

But they are willing to listen!

We’re willing to change things up a bit for those of you who took us seriously enough to provide real suggestions, so we hope you’ll bear with us. And if not, well, that’s the internet.

Hey, Glee fandom! Your opinions are relevant now. So go leave your offerings at the altar of SNARK.

Many thanks to wank report mousies.

ETA: Some sockpuppet called glee_notanon is getting all up in shiz. Whoever it is was probably waiting until gleesnark turned off IP logging to pipe up. Asswimple.

ETA 2: gleesnark tells off the "Net Elite." How... Palinesque.

ETA 3: Went back to glee_anon to see what was up. We got:

• someone looking to out whoever's behind gleesnark
• mockery of graphics guy
• Fandom Wank forecasting
• begrudging approval
• glank talk
• aaaand tinhatting (sorry, I guess I started that).

Oh, and apparently all this time, gleesnark has been linking the writers they dissed to their posts. Keep it classy!

ETA 4: Via glee_anon, we now have the healing power of porn.

ETA 5: The guysnark post has been altered. The text now reads

So we're deleting this rant because we fired the guy who wrote it for being a whiny little bitch. He wasn't doing particularly much anyway.

But we think the comments on this post are great, so we're not deleting the actual post.

But I did save the text as screencaps.