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Kawaii dead bunny-chan! ([info]dead_bunny) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-08-07 19:02:00


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Animal rights wank!
Very easy target, but it's a slow wank week.

Take an animal rights community.

Add a comic of slightly questionable taste.

Enjoy wank. "I have a daughter, and the other day I saw her looking at a site with VEAL recipies. I never let her near the internet anymore. "

Highlights:
"[meat eaters] don;t even deserve to be called human."

"If we aren't exposed to horror, how can we learn from it?"

EDIT: The original poster of the wank, alyssa_woolcox, is likely a troll, since the same user also posted this in the same community, and the journal is now deleted.


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[info]rann
2003-08-07 01:26 pm UTC (link)
These people are the reason that my imaginary dream home has a dedicated terminal in the kitchen that does nothing but send email to PETA. Every meal I ate, I would name the animal that I was eating, and send them an email about it.
"Today I had Clucky the chicken for lunch! I cut Clucky up and tossed her in a frying pan with some teriyaki sauce. Clucky grilled up real good, mmm mmm mmm. But please don't feel sad for Clucky. After all, I'm sure she's glad to be reunited with her children, Egglentine and Eggbert, who I had for breakfast this morning."
Hmm. Maybe I should include these people in that mailing. Them and that psycho-ho that renamed herself "Goveg.com" and makes her parents call her that.

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[info]rann
2003-08-07 01:30 pm UTC (link)
P.S. Lord, please help me this day to resist my inner wanky troll, because it is SO hard not to respond to this pretentious twit:

I see it more as a play on society - what we do to supress our young into thinking what we want them to think, rather than what's really there most of the time. Sure, it's cruel and isn't to be taken as a hilarious joke, but at the same time it's like Pink Floyd's "The Wall," our youth is only what we tell it to be.

with a resounding "Or maybe it's just a comic, dumbass."

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[info]guinevere33
2003-08-07 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, alyssa_woolcox's LJ has been deleted (recently, I imagine). I was trying to decide if she's fake.

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[info]notapipe
2003-08-07 02:11 pm UTC (link)
That's got to be a troll.

She won't date boys...I'm raising her to be a lesbian like myself. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATEON

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[info]rann
2003-08-07 02:31 pm UTC (link)
*THUD*
... I hope that's a troll... if not, she's singlehandedly trying to set gay rights and gay parental rights back to, oh, I don't know, THE BEGINNING OF FUCKING TIME.

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[info]nolifeking
2003-08-07 02:33 pm UTC (link)
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATEON, I have caught her eating meat once or twice

Hur hur hur!

Er, me and my forced innuendo is leaving now...

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[info]rann
2003-08-07 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Don't go now, we're only just starting to eat all sorts of interesting things!

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[info]iczer6
2003-08-08 12:31 am UTC (link)
Dear God your icon is disturbing!


Icz

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[info]nolifeking
2003-08-08 02:46 am UTC (link)
Isn't it, though! :D

Taken from Aeon Flux, the amazing animation with the least sexy sex ever drawn by man.

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[info]sorchar
2003-08-07 02:43 pm UTC (link)
That Alyssa Woolcox chick has to be a troll...has to be.

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[info]angstbunny
2003-08-07 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Ahahahaha, kinda like GG Bayley has to be a troll, or else you would lose all faith in humanity? ;)

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[info]sorchar
2003-08-07 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Lord...GG's just fuckin' crazy.

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[info]lots42
2003-08-07 02:47 pm UTC (link)
The person who posted the original wank has deleted their journal. Oh, the humanity!

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[info]lots42
2003-08-07 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Check this shiznit out

http://www.livejournal.com/community/animal_rights/461976.html

Same weirdo who started the nonsense up above confused sextips with the animal rights community

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[info]dead_bunny
2003-08-07 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Definitely a troll, then! And a good one, she keep 'em wanking!

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[info]valarltd
2003-08-08 05:48 am UTC (link)
Maybe she's defending the animal's right to sex tips?

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[info]rikoshi
2003-08-08 04:50 am UTC (link)
Signs point to "troll."

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tofu-eater here
[info]alextree
2003-08-08 05:16 am UTC (link)
dude, I'm vegan. and the comic is really, really funny. Perhaps tofu doesn't cure warpedness.

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