Thurman berates a reader for buying the book on Monday because said reader is having surgery on Tuesday. The reader apologizes, Thurman says she'll need pictures of the surgery.

Okay, this? Is the best thing I've read in EVER. "How DARE you buy my book one day early? Surgery? Pics, or it didn't happen."

Btw, these last three weeks -- is there something special in the water authors are drinking lately, because yeesh. Thurman is lucky that her readers are so friendly; I think I might've returned the book to the store over this...