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Bandom darlings My Chemical Romance broke up according to their website. Their drummer Bob Bryar has left the band. People leave bands all the time, but that never stops people from pouring dirt on their heads, or beating their breasts, or making long bitchy comments on livejournal.

There is a post in chemicalromance. It's mostly variations of SADFACE and OMG HOW WILL I STUDY FOR MIDTERMS NOW? Peppered by the occasional WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES? THEY OWE YOU NOTHING. Rinse. Blather. Repeat.

Until inkandchaos goes a little dipsydoodle:



"Y'know, I'm really fucking sick of these people looking down their noses at the rest of us and talking about "entitlement".

We, the fans who buy their music and merch and concert tickets, are the ones that PAY THEIR FUCKING SALARIES, so they can take two years off and live it up in L.A. Damn right we are entitled. Just the same way that if you lie about being sick when you're really at the beach and your boss finds out about it, he is ENTITLED to fire your lying ass. After all the bullshit about Bob being MCR's savior, about all the interminable prattling about how much MCR "cares about their fans", we are entitled to a STRAIGHT answer about the Australia cancellations, and we are definitely entitled to a better fucking announcement than one that's mostly an advertisement for their next album.

And I'm pretty damn sure that all the pussies talking about "entitlement" would be singing a FAR different tune if it was their favorite who'd been booted out of the band. So why don't you shut the fuck up, and let us MOURN IN OUR OWN FUCKING WAY. Thank you very much. :P"

Sticking out her tongue at the end shows she was just joshing? Except that when people try to reason with her she doesn't fucking care. She wants her pound of flesh or something.

This exchange in that thread is also pretty hilarious. And vanypixiedust decides to take her sour grapes to the next page.

"Some girls here put the band in a pedestal, want to give them crowns for their hard work. I'm sorry to say this but that girls have never seen reality from other places in the world, where people works all day and night to have something to eat next day."

And she knows what these other girls have seen because she is psychic? (English is her second language, btw.)

And oh, lookie! inkandchaos is also back on page 4:

"While I have no need to continue to bicker with the slavering fangirls, the apologists and the willfully naive, I WOULD like to give a shout-out to the thirty-odd people who messaged me privately to thank me for having the balls to speak my mind."

HER BALLS: MANY
MCR BALLS: ZERO
MCR-FEN BALLS: ONLY IN EMAIL

But if you click on inkandchaos's myspace link in her LJ profile your brains get ate by a zombie. See? she's totes whimsical and has BALLS.

Can you imagine if there was a Hamlet fandom and they all freaked out when Fortinbras is the only on left standing at the end. All the Rosencratz/Guildenstern shippers would hate Hamlet and all the fans would kill themselves at the end of every production, except like Rocky Horror Picture show suicides, with retracting daggers and spurting ketchup.