The Paradoxers' Tale
Prologue:
A little background, fandom_wank, and then we can proceed
The Paradoxers are a clan that ship Sheldon/Penny
The show Big Bang Theory is what these characters are on
Bill Prady is a writer there; that's your sine qua non.

In lj's sheldon_penny, a mod post there is made
Concerning their show's writer and the tweets he has forbade
He does not want to be scared off by "@replies," you see
So please don't send him links to fic or he'll be forced to flee.

The general consensus first is one of agitation:
"Let's not be dicks and send him fics; we need some separation.
Who could send something like this? Who'd do something so odd?"
Imagine, then, the comm's surprise: turns out it was a mod!

She says Bill Prady asked for it but it's not very clear
(One dedicated mousy capped before it disappeared)
Upon this revelation, some members backpedal fast
And others simply quiet down - you think this calm will last?

Epilogue:
The anonymice on wank_report are those you should be thanking
They provided links and caps while they engaged in some more wanking.

Continued!
An ETA's in order, folks - there's been a change in wank
It seems these Sheldon/Penny shippers have really raised a... stank.
arabian has tweeted* that she's stepping down as mod
And at new comm spanon no mousy seems slack-jawed.

*thanks to galletas for the cap. I don't think I could shoehorn your name into a rhyme even if I tried.

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