My First wank!
Not quite fandom, but definitely wank.

azbutt3rfly over in the Dachsunds community wanted to know why people keep journals for their dogs, as if the dog had written it. A reasonable question, and one I've wondered myself.

But the moment she started her post with the line "not meaning to piss in anyone's Wheaties or anything, but"... I knew the wank was brewing.

Special points for using the phrase "...but I feel like drooling all over my keyboard and poking my eyeballs with a rusty screwdriver" (although she is quoting there) and then claiming not to understand why some people found her post derogatory.