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xelloss ([info]xelloss) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-04-25 20:29:00


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Entry tags:anime/manga, baleetion, can't escape the screencaps, fandom: pokemon, gay, lovers on the astral plane

I now pronounce your Pokeman and Wife
[info]marikocure has a dream, that one day man and pokeman will live in peace and know one another. Biblically.

She wants to know, more specifically, how the rest of the Pokemon community thinks pokemon would feel about a man/mon match. She doesn't find that answer, but rather, how a lot of the community feel about it.

Hilarityensues.

Someone compares pokeality to homosexuality. Not funny, d00ds.

Sadly no one brings up the fact that a pokemaster and his darling Victreebel would be in an inherent BDSM relationship. But there are still more lulz to be had.

EDIT: They deleted it, but I have PRESERVED IT FOR POSTERITY.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/3526/pokewife.jpg

I would not recommend attempting to view that image if you have dial up.




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[info]norabombay
2010-04-26 02:53 am UTC (link)
If the man marries a pony type pokemon, do they get to go to dinner parties held by the guy who married his horse?

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[info]ayala_atreides
2010-04-26 02:54 am UTC (link)
Aaaaand it's been deleted. ): Damn, and I was right in the middle of reading a thread, too!

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(no subject) - [info]xelloss, 2010-04-26 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayala_atreides, 2010-04-26 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-04-26 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xelloss, 2010-04-26 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-04-26 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xelloss, 2010-04-26 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2010-04-26 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-04-26 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xelloss, 2010-04-26 03:37 am UTC

[info]cmdr_zoom
2010-04-26 03:02 am UTC (link)
"I want to be the greatest Pokemon Breeder ever!"

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(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-04-26 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-04-26 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2010-04-26 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-04-27 12:28 am UTC

[info]lil_miss_stfu
2010-04-26 03:03 am UTC (link)
Aw, you beat me to it. Damn my need to shower!

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Bahleeted
[info]fanpoodlex
2010-04-26 03:09 am UTC (link)
Gone already. Caps?

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Re: Bahleeted - [info]xelloss, 2010-04-26 03:11 am UTC

[info]palabradot
2010-04-26 03:09 am UTC (link)
Bebe was on the right track all along, I take it?

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[info]sandglass
2010-04-26 03:31 am UTC (link)
Don't get upset, guys! She wasn't comparing gays to animal rapists, just fictional animal rapists.

It's kinda funny to see people arguing about the legitimacy of Pokemon consenting to have sex with the people who make them fight each other for their own amusement. Pokemon is kinda sick when you think about it.

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(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-04-26 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2010-04-26 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]galateus, 2010-04-26 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2010-04-26 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-04-27 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-04-26 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2010-04-26 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2010-04-26 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2010-04-26 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-04-26 08:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2010-04-27 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyophelia14, 2010-04-27 08:52 pm UTC

[info]the_sun_is_up
2010-04-26 03:56 am UTC (link)
His wife? A Rapidash.

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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2010-04-26 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]malleo, 2010-04-26 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2010-04-26 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2010-04-26 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feelingcold, 2010-04-26 10:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]portkey, 2010-04-26 11:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2010-04-26 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2010-04-27 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bacon_lover, 2010-04-27 06:17 am UTC

[info]syncopation
2010-04-26 03:59 am UTC (link)
I just ate dinner. Then I read the first portion of the screencap and now my tummy feels funny.

gross

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Adding one more to the pot - [info]syncopation, 2010-04-26 04:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-04-26 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]syncopation, 2010-04-26 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2010-04-26 04:17 am UTC

[info]twinno
2010-04-26 04:09 am UTC (link)
My knowledge of Pokemon is admittedly limited, but with each one I picture my mental image gets worse and worse. Pikachu? Okay, I can deal. Victreebell? Well, wouldn't that, you know, hurt? Onyx? OH NO CAN'T UNSEE.

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(no subject) - [info]eleutheria, 2010-04-26 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2010-04-26 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nonnyeve, 2010-04-26 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2010-04-26 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2010-04-26 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2010-04-26 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2010-04-26 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2010-04-26 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 06:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eldritch, 2010-04-26 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2010-04-26 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]irised, 2010-04-26 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2010-04-26 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2010-04-26 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2010-04-26 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2010-04-26 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-04-26 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2010-04-26 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]omnicrom, 2010-04-26 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2010-04-27 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2010-04-27 10:37 pm UTC
I think I need a vacation.
[info]kirsten
2010-04-26 04:30 am UTC (link)
From the internets, at least.

It says a lot about me as a (corrupt and web-addled) person that I'm not even mildly squicked by this. Just another day in cyberspace!

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Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2010-04-26 04:55 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]kirsten, 2010-04-26 04:58 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2010-04-27 09:48 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]platedlizard, 2010-04-26 05:26 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]kirsten, 2010-04-26 05:28 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2010-04-26 05:34 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]platedlizard, 2010-04-26 05:44 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2010-04-26 06:14 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]platedlizard, 2010-04-26 06:20 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]the_sun_is_up, 2010-04-26 06:14 pm UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]maverickz3r0, 2010-04-27 10:25 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]bemysty, 2010-04-27 01:19 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]platedlizard, 2010-04-27 01:53 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]bemysty, 2010-04-27 02:12 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]syncopation, 2010-04-26 05:38 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]platedlizard, 2010-04-26 05:51 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2010-04-26 07:01 am UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]lady7jane, 2010-04-26 04:13 pm UTC
Re: I think I need a vacation. - [info]mcity, 2010-04-27 07:11 pm UTC

[info]dives
2010-04-26 05:06 am UTC (link)
Much like how homosexuals and interracial relationships were barely accepted 10 years ago


Where to begin....where to begin?

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(no subject) - [info]ekaterinv, 2010-04-26 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2010-04-26 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2010-04-26 01:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrypotter, 2010-04-26 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2010-04-27 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amy_wolf, 2010-04-30 08:01 am UTC

[info]reppupu
2010-04-26 05:08 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I wonder if we even played the same game. I love Pokemon, since it's a nice little part of my childhood that is still just as fun as an adult. But I never got the impression that folks were like, "Mmmm, look at that Pikachu. I so wanna bang him." I mean, when I was a kid, I wanted Mewtwo to be my BFF, but even at the height of puberty, I never wanted to sleep with him.

As for the homosexual/interracial comment...yeah. Pokemon are intelligent, but for most of them, it's like having a really smart dog. Granted, if you did try to sneak up on an elemental pokemon like Pikachu, it could at least shock you. The "normal" ones though...rape material, oh yeah. @__@

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(no subject) - [info]norabombay, 2010-04-26 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reppupu, 2010-04-26 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seca, 2010-04-26 06:34 am UTC

[info]galateus
2010-04-26 05:09 am UTC (link)
If it hadn't been deleted, I'm sure someone would've eventually brought up David Garrett's infamous trainer/Gardevoir rapefic 'rectified anonymity'. (Warning for, well, everything: rape blood scat torture, mind-breaking, infected wounds, murder-suicide, castration, male and female genital mutilation, OOC!Misty, and incest. And I probably missed something.)

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2010-04-26 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]syncopation, 2010-04-26 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]portkey, 2010-04-26 11:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2010-04-26 03:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dives, 2010-04-27 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2010-04-27 01:31 am UTC

[info]nonnyeve
2010-04-26 05:23 am UTC (link)
..some people like mudkips TOO much apperantly.

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-04-26 07:54 pm UTC

[info]blue_penguin
2010-04-26 07:55 am UTC (link)
Is this where I make the obligatory jokes about Harden and String Shot and stuff? Because I notice no one's done that yet.

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2010-04-26 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-04-26 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2010-04-27 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annepackrat, 2010-04-28 06:18 am UTC

[info]criticalcricket
2010-04-26 07:56 am UTC (link)
Girl, yeah would you please give me something
Cause when I Pikachu (peek at you)
Its like my Arbok is jumpin.

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[info]tarash
2010-04-26 10:04 am UTC (link)
Well, Ash's Chikorita certainly never seemed to mind. That was just plain creepy half the time.

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[info]khym_chanur
2010-04-26 11:30 am UTC (link)
My spouses. Let me show you them.

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[info]b_jellybean
2010-04-26 02:59 pm UTC (link)
I am amused by the Star Trek tangent.

Netbug009: I really only ship human/nonhuman in universes like Star Trek
Marikocure: OMG So Trek has an android! And he is awesome!!!!!

What does Data have to do with pokesex? Did she think Netbug didn't know about Data, that he was some sort of obscure character?

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2010-04-27 01:29 am UTC

[info]harrypotter
2010-04-26 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Silly muggles.

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[info]telegramsam
2010-04-26 05:43 pm UTC (link)
LOL WHUT?

Well, at least I got my laugh for the day. Silly poke people.

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[info]ikabod
2010-04-26 08:11 pm UTC (link)
I love the Internet. Without it, it would never even occur to me to imagine a human having a romantic relationship with a Pokemon. Now, that is in my brain and it won't get out.

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[info]anonyrat
2010-04-27 01:02 am UTC (link)
Is this the appropriate time to mention that Diamond/Pearl has a move called "Water Sport"?

Let's not speculate on what "Mud Sport" involves.

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(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2010-04-27 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zumie_ashlen, 2010-04-28 07:18 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2010-04-27 02:11 am UTC (link)
This wank is full of hilarious and awesome.

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