Oh! I just realised where I know that name. She's the author of those three unbareably boring books that my aunt gave me where I couldn't get past the first twenty pages.

Seems she's just as dull in real life. Who'd have thought?

Well, guess I should go delete that completed original novel on my computer, since being a former fanfic writer means I can never be original and write a novel.

*sigh* Honesty, authors of the world, hate fanfic all you want. But could you please treat your babble on the subject with some imagination? Perhaps by, oh, brushing up on what fanfic actually is and who writes it?

Now that would be original.