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twinno ([info]twinno) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-05-27 00:21:00


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Entry tags:awesome writeup is awesome, baleetion, fandom: queer as folk, fanfic

99 problems (but selling fic ain't one)
If you're havin' money problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but selling fic ain't one


[info]ryosato out on fic patrol, she out on flist patrol
The problem here is her funds are getting low
She's got bills stacking up that gonna have to go
She asks for commissions to get some cash flow
But [info]lady_jane shows up and says "Oh no"
When selling fic, son, what kinds of profits are those?
[info]lady_jane says illegal like her analogy shows
[info]ryosato sees that post, and her temper blows
She comes right out and calls [info]lady_jane "old"
"Over 60" even - now hot damn that's cold!
"If you're fucking ten years older... TWICE AS OLD OR MORE..."
Then apparently "YOU CAN'T PICK ON [me] ANYMORE"
So I don't know what you take this as
Or understand the problems that [info]ryosato has

I'm from rags to riches, wankas, I ain't dumb
I got ninety-nine problems but selling fic ain't one
Hit me


ETA: I capped [info]ryosato's post while writing this up, so I missed the troll but I got the original posts.
Cap 1
Cap 2

ETA 2: Courtesy of [info]rodo, we now have So I pretty much win at the internets.




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[info]sorchar
2010-05-27 06:25 am UTC (link)
I just...really like this write up.

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[info]happyville
2010-05-27 06:37 am UTC (link)
This write-up is... incredibly arousing.

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[info]jupiterpluvius
2010-05-27 06:49 am UTC (link)
I had no idea how you were going to follow your last amazing writeup but look at you go!

And when I want to spend $30 on fiction, I GO TO A BOOKSTORE AND BUY A BOOK written by someone who isn't an idiot.

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[info]staroverthebay
2010-05-27 06:57 am UTC (link)
Why no one else gave it the "Awesome writeup is awesome" tag, I dunno. But I did. ^_^ God this is an awesome writeup, and I don't even get any of the references >_>

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[info]reppupu
2010-05-27 07:05 am UTC (link)
After I was entertained by your lovely write-up (that is indeed one of my favorite Jay-Z songs), I could only be shocked into stunned horror at this:

$50 = 5,000 word 1-shot or chaptered piece

$50. For 5,000 words. Signed copies of hardcover books written by famous authors don't cost this much! Hell, unless she's a psychic and can write every single one of my kinks, I don't know if it's possible to write a fic that's worth that much!

I'm sure folks could call in the moral gray area around the practice of fic for "donations." It happened back with help_haiti in February, though there was MUCH less hoopla about that because ya know, it all went to a good cause and the authors never saw a penny of that money. I think the perception (as far as I can gather) is that as long as the author is not profiting, the venture is okay. I've seen this excuse used when fanfic writers sell their fic at cons, and the print copies only sell for enough to cover printing costs.

Whatever you feel, I want damn 50,000 words if I give you $50. At least give me half the wordage of a REAL novel that would be half the price.

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[info]librarianmouse
2010-05-27 07:21 am UTC (link)
Two things:

1. Twinno always gives us the very bestest of writeups.

2. Unless ryosato's writing these fics in ink made of pure melted gold, there's no way it's worth the price.

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[info]rosehiptea
2010-05-27 07:21 am UTC (link)
However... if you're fucking ten years older - OR TWICE AS OLD OR MORE - than someone... YOU CAN'T PICK ON THEM ANYMORE.

Huh? She's twenty-seven, not thirteen. Pulling the age card sounds pretty ridiculous.

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[info]angstymcgoth
2010-05-27 07:25 am UTC (link)
THE MONEY I COULD BE MAKING BY CHARGING FOR MY TL;DR FICS D:

Wait, someone would pay $50 for 5,000 words?? Man, I'm gonna be riiiiiich!

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[info]the_labrat_army
2010-05-27 07:25 am UTC (link)
Write-up is so beautiful...*sniff*

The wank is weird, though. Ryosato is somehow pissed at illegal fic-selling being called illegal? Okay, so s/he`s just crazy, but what lady_jane being over 60 has to do with anything, I get even less.

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[info]danceswithelvis
2010-05-27 07:27 am UTC (link)
Twinno is now my hero. <3

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[info]arachnejericho
2010-05-27 07:34 am UTC (link)
*clapclapclap for writeup*

It is genius.

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[info]aurora_84
2010-05-27 07:38 am UTC (link)
QAF FANDOM LIVES!! :D

(And this writeup is indeed awesome.)

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[info]dragonfangirl
2010-05-27 07:41 am UTC (link)
On one hand, I can see how some people would get confused as to why it's ok for fanartists to charge for commissions but not fanauthors.

On the other hand, this girl is an idiot, charging way way more than her product could possibly be worth, and is a whiney douchebag to boot.

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[info]acediance
2010-05-27 07:44 am UTC (link)
...I totally read this write-up in Jay-Z's voice.

This writeup is awesome and you should feel awesome.

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[info]sock_pupetteer
2010-05-27 07:48 am UTC (link)
Awesome writeup for a juicy little wank!

Alas, some anon idiot's gone and trolled the wank:
Ha ha, this is so stupid. What you're doing IS illegal, and if I see that shit go down, you bet I'm gonna email everyone single one of the corporations that own the rights to the shows you've written for.

Incidentally, your foolishness has landed you on Fandom Wank! Enjoy your public flogging!

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[info]blue_penguin
2010-05-27 08:00 am UTC (link)
GROW. UP. You're fucking ADULTS. I'm a 27 year old college student!

27 isn't adult now? News to me.

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[info]djin7
2010-05-27 08:14 am UTC (link)
Sweet rappin jesus. Awesome.

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[info]sevendeadlyfun
2010-05-27 08:50 am UTC (link)
So when I read the whole you can't pick on me anymore bit, I thought it was a paraphrase or maybe even an exaggeration. How little I know, ya'll. 100% wanky reality.

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DERAILING!
[info]anarchicq
2010-05-27 09:17 am UTC (link)
....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNgRHwzdkfo
Sorry.

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Re: DERAILING! - [info]franzen, 2010-05-28 06:14 am UTC

[info]loopywafflehead
2010-05-27 09:27 am UTC (link)
Well, that was fast. [info]ryosato has locked her posts. I've got them saved if anyone wants to post screencaps (sadly not including her reply to the anon comment where she claims that people make thousands of dollars a year selling their fanworks at convention and the creators know about it, so it's unlikely they'll come after her).

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[info]birdsinflight
2010-05-27 09:56 am UTC (link)
EL OH EL. Best write up in ages. ;)

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[info]rodo
2010-05-27 10:15 am UTC (link)
Ryosato explains the internet, copyright and that writing fanfic in exchange for a donation isn't selling. Also, she really isn't a bad writer, guys.

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[info]northen_light36
2010-05-27 10:18 am UTC (link)
Anyone got caps? Damn blabbermouth mice.

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[info]demonoflight
2010-05-27 11:32 am UTC (link)
Awwww, I missed all the wanky fun.

I'm surprised it took Ryosato this long to get on FW. I know her from the Digimon fandom, she's a piece of work.

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