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stele3 ([info]stele3) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2010-06-01 20:56:00


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Entry tags:crazy people, fandom: supernatural, person: jensen ackles

The Ware-Ackles Strikes Back: Daughter of the Ware
A gentle palate cleanser, if you will. Retread of an old wank, but this little twist was too wtf to let it get buried in the many ETAs to that post.

Everybody remembers Stephanie Ware, right? Whackjob who goes around various Internet sites claiming in broken English that she is the true wife of Jensen Ackles of the tv show Supernatural, despite those ugly, filthy lies about Jensen marrying his co-star Danneel Harris?

Well, I'm sure that we'll all be happy to discover that now Jared Padalecki, Ackles' Supernatural co-star, has found his own true love, in Bianca Ware!

Stephanie Ware's daughter.

Bianca Ware-Padalecki says: Everybody get yourselves prepared to laugh at the fake impending wedding of Jensen Ackles (my real life stepfather) and Danneel Harris…

.....which. Makes her -- how old? Maybe Padalecki likes 'em (really) young?? Or Ackles likes 'em older. Me, I don't like 'em at all, not one bit.

Oh, she also claims that Supernatural is moving filming to Jacksonville, FL to be near their new Ware-wives. So I guess at least we have a location for the nexus of crazy.

Many thanks to [info]lissa_ann   for the headsup.




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[info]lil_miss_stfu
2010-06-02 01:15 pm UTC (link)
...

Yeah, I got nothing. Except hysterical laughter. That I've got plenty of.

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(no subject) - [info]catmoran, 2010-06-02 06:27 pm UTC
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[info]jkefka
2010-06-02 01:24 pm UTC (link)
That is some epic crazypants shenanigans right there. Next thing we know, Bianca will turn out to be a sparrow and Daneel will actually be Stephanie's evil twin sister or some shit.

...

"Jared's wife? A sparrow!"

/terrible human being

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(no subject) - [info]alcesx2, 2010-06-03 09:57 pm UTC

[info]lied_ohne_worte
2010-06-02 01:43 pm UTC (link)
So, one of those actors (not really sure which is which) is now the stepfather of the other? Wow.

Also, I think this woman might be in need of psychological treatment... or possibly one of the most elaborate trolls ever.

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(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2010-06-02 07:26 pm UTC
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[info]galateus
2010-06-02 01:45 pm UTC (link)
WAT.

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[info]demonbean
2010-06-02 01:54 pm UTC (link)
which means i were actually married to Jared Padalecki long before you brought your ugly raggedy torned down cheap thrift store clothes wearing ass on the shoes,playing as ruby wearing those raggedy ass cheap thrift store shoes,you and Danneel Harris raggedy poor low class infamous asses need to sit your tired out lying ass down and off the net,

I ... what ...

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[info]tarash
2010-06-02 01:56 pm UTC (link)
...Didn't Padalecki already get married to Genevieve Cortes?

*basks in batshit*

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(no subject) - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2010-06-02 06:43 pm UTC
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[info]galateus
2010-06-02 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Also, wow, this made me flash back to Renesmee. Is this the Breaking Dawn of this wank? The final sequel that brings the crazypants to even more obvious levels than any past installment dared?

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[info]deliciouschaos
2010-06-02 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Fascinating.

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[info]drakyndra
2010-06-02 02:19 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea what is happening here, but it's amusing.

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(no subject) - [info]surrexi, 2010-06-03 06:52 pm UTC

[info]kumquat_of_doom
2010-06-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh my God, it's full of stars.

*grabs popcorn*

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[info]galateus
2010-06-02 02:39 pm UTC (link)
*reads old wank* Wait, so last time he was dating Stephanie's cousin, Fencha?

Jared, you slut.

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-06-03 04:18 am UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2010-06-02 02:45 pm UTC (link)
I do say that it's kind of funny that she's making this claim, considering how either old it would have to make stephanie, or young it would have to make bianca.

Unless... there's TIME TRAVEL!?

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(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2010-06-02 02:50 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2010-06-05 06:24 am UTC
*crazy fen nt - [info]mcity, 2010-06-05 06:24 am UTC
Re: *crazy fen nt - [info]sadisticferret, 2010-06-06 03:04 am UTC

[info]sablemouse
2010-06-02 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Raggedy doesn't look like a word anymore.

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[info]roundaboutit
2010-06-02 05:24 pm UTC (link)
ROFL This chick tried to divide by 0.

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[info]rewind
2010-06-02 05:28 pm UTC (link)
I have absolutely no clue what's going on, but I'm laughing my head off.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-06-04 02:32 am UTC

[info]kuromitsu
2010-06-02 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Wait... didn't one of these guys* take his girlfriend to a con, causing fangirls to froth? The girlfriend who supposedly just spreads rumors about herself and Whatshisface? I wonder what Ms. Ware (either of them) thinks about that. Did the girl photoshop herself... in real life?

And Danneel,please make sure you go to an dentist to fix that raggedy ass rotten teeth of yours,i’m pretty sure you got rotten roots in that dangerous corroted mouth of yours,i bet your breath is so stinky,i bet it’d knocked anybody out,to where you don’t even have to try to put your hands on anyone to try to fight them,you could just let your breath and teeth finish the fight for you,you ugly broken down poor trailer park trash.

...whoa. Hardcore.


*Everything I know about Supernatural I learned from Fandom Wank and Fanficrants.

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[info]bobgenghiskhan
2010-06-02 05:41 pm UTC (link)
This is kind of sad on a level with that girl who said she was married to Stitch.

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[info]littlemousling
2010-06-02 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I ... really hope there's no actual daughter. Because even if it's the mother playing sock, there's just no way that we're talking about a healthy environment for a kid.

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tetradecimal
2010-06-02 05:48 pm UTC (link)
And Genevieve Cortese please do something with that ugly look of yours before you go around the net fantasizing about being married or dating my real life husband actor Jared Tristan Padalecki,you ugly mona lisa looking bitch

...I'm confused because Mona Lisa is the subject of one of the most recognized pieces of art in the world, whose enigmatic smile has captured even the black, crusty heart of Dan Brown.

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[info]annepackrat
2010-06-02 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Hey, Pot, meet Kettle. You'll find you have a color in common.

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[info]inalasahl
2010-06-02 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Perfect timing! I've been hoping for the return of Stephanie Ware so that I could pull out jactitation ever since it was featured on AWAD last week.

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(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2010-06-02 06:16 pm UTC
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[info]eldritch
2010-06-02 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Bianca on Danneel: you”ll see this person is an severely mentally unstable person,who obviously have no life,all she ever does is constantly spread false dating,engagement rumors on guys

So close, and yet so far!

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(no subject) - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2010-06-02 06:44 pm UTC
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[info]cyndra_falin
2010-06-02 06:39 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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[info]moongazingfae
2010-06-02 06:52 pm UTC (link)
I know nothing about Supernatural (beyond what I've read here), but I'm caught between giggling like an idiot and doing the *cocks head, looks vaguely bemused* face. At least this one's entirely based on the earthly plane?

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[info]elfshadow
2010-06-02 06:59 pm UTC (link)
...what?

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