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Wank machine keeps on rollin'
1. Pixar makes incredible, mind-blowing third movie in Toy Story series.
2. Rotten Tomatoes logs over 130 reviews - all positive.
3. Toy Story 3 gets it's first (so far, only) bad reviews.
4. Internet explodes. (Also here.)

The wank seems to be focused on Armond White's review, as he is known for seemingly giving any review that goes against the general consenus. (He inexplicably seems in favour of Transformers 2, for instance.) He also doesn't appear to have actually watched the movie (identifying Hamm as a villain.) His negative review was actually predicted by a number of commenters in this earlier article, asking readers to predict where Toy Story 3 would end up on the Tomatometer rating.

It's all very dramatic, with wank in every corner. But of course, the most important Toy Story-related argument is and always will always be: Buzz/Jessie or Woody/Jessie?*

*Anyone's who's seen the movie will know the right answer to this.

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	rose_tyler 2010-06-19 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Buzz/Jessie or Woody/Jessie? I had no idea there were actually arguments over that. The end of the second movie makes it pretty clear. Pfft. Armond White's a Grinch though, as well as a professional troll. Every year he does the same thing. The movie was amazing. I cried so hard I honestly walked out of the movie with a headache (from uh, crying... of course). (Reply to this)(Thread)

	omgpolarbear 2010-06-19 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea there were actually arguments over that. The end of the second movie makes it pretty clear. Pfft. This. I always thought Toy Story 2 implied he saw her as his sister so the idea of shipping them is... pretty weird. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rose_tyler 2010-06-20 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	That, definitely. But also that the second movie dropped some beyond anvilicious hints of Buzz/Jessie. The flirting at the end was pretty um... blatant. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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